Son: I have come to see you father!
Miser Father: You could have called! Gas prices have increased like anything.
Son: Dad, the doctor told me that your condition is serious.
Miser Father: Yes, if I die make sure that you don't spend on my funeral. Scrutinize the hospital bill properly ..
Son: I am going to miss you!
Miser Father: My watch is missing! I don't trust the nurse, son. Someone needs to watch the nurse.
Son: OK, I will find report to the hospital.
Miser Father: How much is the hospital going to charge us?
Son: The insurance is going to take care of everything.
Miser Father: The food is free too!
Miser Father: Shit! The nurse was offering extra soup, I thought, they will charge me so I refused!
Son: How are feeling?
Miser Father: I am feeling lonely son, I have not talked to the financial advisor since I am here.
Son: I love you Dad!
Miser Father: I know that you love me, you don't have bring fruits to show that. How much did they cost you?
Miser Father: So you picked them up from the tree!
Miser Father: Don't lie to me, then.
Son: DAD, the doctor has told me that you have only few days to live.
Miser Father: Son, with the rising inflation I don't want to live longer too.
Son: I will miss you Dad.
Miser Father: Son I will miss you too! You spend a lot of money, when I am gone there would be no one
to remind you.
Son: Can we talk about anything other than money?
Miser Father: You require money to buy every other thing son!
Son: Money can't buy love.
Miser Father: The nurse is taking care of me because she is paid. So yes, it can buy love.
Son: So Mom married you because of love or money.
Miser Father: Our marriage was an expensive one. You need money for the food, the church..
Son: I think you take rest now!
Miser Father: Where is my watch son? I can't rest, knowing that someone has stolen my watch. Just find it, don't waste time sitting idle.