Child: Daddy! What is the shape of earth?
Child: Ohh! Like you. How do you know it is round?
Daddy: You will learn in school. What is the hurry?
Daddy: What did you say? How did you get that word? In the school ..
Child: Mom said YOU ARE A LOOSER
Child: What is a looser Daddy?
Daddy: A looser is a person who is not good at .. What? Mom called me a looser.
Child: I won't say.
Daddy: I will give you a chocolate.
Child: First give me a chocolate LOOSER.
Daddy: Here it is.(Gives the chocolate) Now tell me , my dear son everything that your Mom said.
Child: She told you can't PUCK POPERLY.
Daddy: What? I can't f**k properly.
Child: No. She said 'PUCK POPERLY'.
Daddy: Don't tell anyone. Here is another chocolate.
Child: Give me two chocolates?
Daddy: Why? You want to go to DENTIST MONSTER. One is enough. Go away!!
Child: No. I will give one to Uncle Steve, so that he also won't tell anyone.
Daddy: What? Uncle Steve also knows.
Child: Yes. She was telling Uncle Steve.
Daddy: What else did they say?
Child: I don't know , they were talking in the bathroom and I was outside.
Daddy: Good you got my sharp ears.
Child: PUCKME, PUCKME. PUCK ME hard.
Child: Mom was shouting inside the bathroom. She was very angry I think.
Daddy: I will kill that b**h.
Child: Why LOOSER? She was angry on Uncle Steve.
Daddy: Stop calling me looser. What else did they do?
Child: Uncle Steve gave me an ice cream and Mom took me out to play. She said don't tell Uncle Steve came.
Daddy: Good my son and you told me. I love you.
Child: I love you too LOOSER.
(Children are god's image. We should forgive their mistakes, shouldn't we?)