Woman: The car has twice been in an accident.
Salesman: But both the times though the driver died, the car didn't even get a scratch. Very good car!
Woman: Is it jinxed?
Salesman: Actually it is very lucky for women, in both the accidents the wives were driving and they survived, only their husbands died!
Woman: You are asking for a lot!
Salesman: It's a Lucky Car! The two women can testify for it. Between you and me , both women were in bad marriages!
Woman: Can I test drive?
Salesman: Why not?After you buy it, you can test drive it wherever you want!
Woman: No, before I buy it, I want to test drive it!
Salesman: Well, do you have a license?
Salesman: Car Insurance!
Salesman: Do you have them with you right now?
Woman: I can show you!
Salesman: I trust you! In any case that won't be necessary because we don't allow people to do a test drive!
Woman: Then why did you ask?
Salesman: I was just checking, just like how you asked for test drive before buying, I can also ask for certain things before you buy!
Woman: OK! Whatever? I am not interested!
Salesman: What about a 1000 bucks less for the same car?
Salesman: We will just replace the leather seats with normal ones!
Woman: Why would you do that?
Salesman: Because with the leather seats it is at the price I have said earlier!
Woman: OK! I don't want the leather seats!
Salesman: Good! Here is the contract!
Woman: No wait! I want the price to go down further?
Salesman: We can take off the tires!
Woman: Then how will I drive it home!
Salesman: We will replace them with some old tires, all you have to do is get them replaced before they wear out?
Woman: OK! What else?
Salesman: We can take off the cd player? Nowadays everyone uses ipod! You don't need it!
Woman: OK! Sounds good! Can the price be a little lower?
Salesman: I can take out the wipers? The weather is good for a month or so, you can always shop online and get something cheaper?
Woman: Something else?
Salesman: We can remove the rugs and the cup holders!
Woman: OK! I don't need them either.
Salesman: We can even arrange people who want a car ride to their work. They will pay you if you drive them around!
Woman: Wonderful! Anything more!
Salesman: And though we can't give you a GPS, we can give a magnetic compass which will tell you the direction! And this one is special, it will tell you whether it is day or night!
Woman: I always wanted my own magnetic compass right from my childhood!
Salesman: Then here is the contract!
(The woman signs the contract and the next week there is an accident and the person whom she was giving a car ride dies. However true to the legend, the woman and the car survive without a single scratch)