Car

Car

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Woman: The car has twice been in an accident.

Salesman: But both the times though the driver died, the car didn't even get a scratch. Very good car!

Woman: Is it jinxed?

Salesman: Actually it is very lucky for women, in both the accidents the wives were driving and they survived, only their husbands died!

Woman: You are asking for a lot!

Salesman: It's a Lucky Car! The two women can testify for it. Between you and me , both women were in bad marriages!

Woman: Can I test drive?

Salesman: Why not?˜After you buy it, you can test drive it wherever you want!

Woman: No, before I buy it, I want to test drive it!

Salesman: Well, do you have a license?

Woman: Yes.

Salesman: Insurance.

Woman: Yes.

Salesman: Car Insurance!

Woman: Yes!

Salesman: Do you have them with you right now?

Woman: I can show you!

Salesman: I trust you! In any case that won't be necessary because we don't allow people to do a test drive!

Woman: Then why did you ask?

Salesman: I was just checking, just like how you asked for test drive before buying, I can also ask for certain things before you buy!

Woman: OK! Whatever? I am not interested!

Salesman: What about a 1000 bucks less for the same car?

Woman: OK!

Salesman: We will just replace the leather seats with normal ones!

Woman: Why would you do that?

Salesman: Because with the leather seats it is at the price I have said earlier!

Woman: OK! I don't want the leather seats!

Salesman: Good! Here is the contract!

Woman: No wait! I want the price to go down further?

Salesman: We can take off the tires!

Woman: Then how will I drive it home!

Salesman: We will replace them with some old tires, all you have to do is get them replaced before they wear out?

Woman: OK! What else?

Salesman: We can take off the cd player? Nowadays everyone uses ipod! You don't need it!

Woman: OK! Sounds good! Can the price be a little lower?

Salesman: I can take out the wipers? The weather is good for a month or so, you can always shop online and get something cheaper?

Woman: Something else?

Salesman: We can remove the rugs and the cup holders!

Woman: OK! I don't need them either.

Salesman: We can even arrange people who want a car ride to their work. They will pay you if you drive them around!

Woman: Wonderful! Anything more!

Salesman: And though we can't give you a GPS, we can give a magnetic compass which will tell you the direction! And this one is special, it will tell you whether it is day or night!

Woman: I always wanted my own magnetic compass right from my childhood!

Salesman: Then here is the contract!

(The woman signs the contract and the next week there is an accident and the person whom she was giving a car ride dies. However true to the legend, the woman and the car survive without a single scratch)

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Submitted by Mohamed537 on Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:40
VERY STUPID WOMEN!!!! Can I use this for my project?
Submitted by Brandi Hulsey (not verified) on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 02:17
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 05:12
@Brandi Hulsey Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 02:50
Can I please use this for a school project?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:24
@Mari Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Joseph (not verified) on Wed, 11/02/2016 - 15:34
May I use this for a school project please?
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2m Comedy Skits - Car