Boy Gets a Date

Boy Gets a Date

(5m)   by ballekumar
 

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Girl: Did you ever sleep with any woman?

Boy: Yes

Girl: Who is it?

Boy: My Mom!

Girl: What?

Boy: Yes when I was small I used to sleep with my mom. Actually with my dad too. But he is not a woman.So yes with one woman and one man. Wait, if you count my sister then 2 women and one man. Then sometimes my cousins used to come for sleep over. Leave it , two women, my mom and sister, is the total. Then once when my father was not there my mom called another woman and she called me in to sleep and I said no. It was cold and she was naked, I felt it quite strange. So yes 2 women ..

Girl: No I mean in sexual way.

Boy: I was little then. How would I know? You should ask them.

Girl: I mean did you ever have a relationship.

Boy: Yes I am into a lot of relationships. My sister, mother , father , friends and the whole world.

Girl: Look butterfly, I mean a romantic relationship.

Boy: Yes with all film actresses.

Girl: I mean two way , serious relationship.

Boy: I never asked them , I don't have their contact details. Can you provide me that?

Girl: Leave it. Did you ever have sex?

Boy: Yes we had it in school. The whole class participated in it. 

Girl: What? It was group activity.

Boy: Yes. Sex education , we had it in school. I know all about it. It's good to know.

Girl: Cool!! So you are not as dumb as you seem.

Boy: Yes I can talk. I can sing too. I am not dumb.

Girl: Ok. Did you have a girlfriend?

Boy: Yes a lot of them. All my friends are girls.

Girl: No I mean a girlfriend as in a romantic sense.

Boy: Yes I used to have a female puppy and I used to call her Girlfriend. One day she broke the leash and just ran away. My heart broke that day. But it is so romantic to call a puppy as girlfriend. Don't you also think so? You should taking a puppy for a walk and call it your girlfriend and blow kisses in the air.

Girl: What the f**k did you learn in Sexed?

Boy: Pollination. They taught us how plants meet other plants to have plants.

Girl: Did it have chapter on humans?

Boy: No. They said that would be covered in college. But in college, no one came. I asked the principal about it and told me to ask my parents.

Girl: Did you ask them?

Boy: My father said "Ask your mother" and my mother said "Ask Steve Uncle"

Girl: What did Steve Uncle say?

Boy: He told me to tell my mother to stop blackmailing him. Funny!! Steve uncle is funny. I told my mother the joke, she said she will go public. I don't know what happened next as I was outside but when I peeped in I saw Uncle Steve crying and not letting go off my mother's feet.

Girl: Man!! You have a screwed life and I think you are a cool guy. Lets meet sometime

Boy: Sure.

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Submitted by adwoa on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 06:31
Dats funny. Haha
Submitted by Reecepoop on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 22:25
Hey i was wondering if i can use this for a school project
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 23:42
@Fielding1234 , yes , if possible please give the credit of the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe"
Submitted by shermanrmalone on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:54
Can I use this script also, I will give you credit....
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 13:32
@ Sherman Malone yes please. thanks
Submitted by Stan (not verified) on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 06:35
Can i use this script i love it!
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 04/17/2013 - 10:38
@Stan, Thanks, please use it.
Submitted by troy wildboyz (not verified) on Sun, 02/02/2014 - 01:01
wow i really love this one i will absoulutely take some ideas frm it 4 a school project i love it ha ha :D
Submitted by troy wildboyz (not verified) on Sun, 02/02/2014 - 01:37
um i forgot to ask your permission to use some ideas from ur script may i please? ;D
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:00
@troy wildboyz Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Walt Park (not verified) on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 14:55
This is soooooo good can I use this for my debate homework please this is awesome
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 22:51
@Walt Park Yes please
Submitted by Ajay (not verified) on Mon, 09/22/2014 - 22:09
I am big fan of your scrips, Can I use it for Animation? I will give you credit..........
Submitted by ballekumar on Tue, 09/23/2014 - 07:14
@Ajay Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by victoria ???? (not verified) on Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:24
???????????? where.do i begin lmao it scrip is so funny good job
Submitted by garcia5623 on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 09:15
Can I use this script for a school project?

5m Comedy Skits - Boy Gets a Date