Action Movie Trailer Parody

Action Movie Trailer Parody

(2.5m)   by captainmo
 

Comedy Skits   (72569 Views 24 Comments)

Narrator: In a world where crime consumes the city
Movie character: Who the heck said that? Oh well.
Narrator: Where one man stands against adversity
Movie character: Seriously I do not know what?s going on!
Narrator: And that man is SYLVESTOR STALLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Movie character: My name is Morgan
Narrator: YOU ARE WHO I SAY YOU ARE!!!
Movie character: I don?t know you and you don?t know me
Narrator: anyway coming last winter
Movie character: what you aren?t making any sense
Narrator: I?m the narrator of this story my word is law
Movie character: What story this is my life this is what I do for a living
Narrator: You play by my rules or you don?t play at all
Movie character: I don?t want to play by anybody?s rules but my own. But I don?t have any rules
Narrator: Wow this is really must be a clich? movie
Movie character: movie?????? This is real life people will die if I don?t get to them now
Narrator: coming soon to a theatre near you
Movie character: You really are not getting this we are in a high security military base. My wife and kids are in there.
Narrator: aren?t you a little young
Movie character: don?t judge me evil voice that may or may not exist
Narrator: What will you do strangle my sound waves?
Movie character: God I must be going crazy
Narrator: wait till the second act
Movie character: WHAT???? Okay I?m just gonna ignore you now
Narrator: From the studio that brought you the godfather
Movie character: STUDIO?????
Narrator: and the country that brought you KFC and the state of new hampshire
Movie character: You really aren?t making sense
Narrator: You want to see something that really doesn?t make sense
Movie character: NO!!! GOD NO!!
(lights flash)
Movie character: (stands on chair) Are you the people I need to save?
Narrator: Sylvestor stallone
Movie character: MORGAN!
Narrator: IS JOHN MCLANE!!!
Movie character: Goddammit it's MORGAN! It?s not that hard to remember
Narrator: IN ?A GUY BLOWS STUFF UP AND DOESN?T TURN AROUND CAUSE HE?S JUST THAT COOL!!!?
Movie character: I do that for a living
Narrator: But this time your chasing after the man who killed your entire family
Movie character: They are fine
Narrator: Not anymore
Movie character: OH MY GOD YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!
Narrator: I know
Movie character: okay I?ll play by your rules(sob)
Narrator: Good that is better now get in there and save those people
Movie character: Yes sir
Narrator: Okay now I am going leave so I can get mcdonalds I?m starved
Movie character: Can you get me something
Narrator: Will he save the people he loves and the hostages? Will he get something from mcdonalds
Movie character: Um???? Who are you talking to?
Narrator: In SHARK ATTACK 5

Movie character: I thought it was ?A GUY BLOWS STUFF UP AND DOESN?T TURN AROUND CAUSE HE?S JUST THAT COOL!!!?

THE END
Or is it? Naw just kidding it really is the end. Or maybe not!!

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
2 Person
Script Length: Post date: Script Market:
Public

Author's Message

It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut! Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.

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Comments

   

Submitted by Pookie (not verified) on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 14:33
xD this is hilarious! would you be fine with me making this into a video?
Submitted by captainmo on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 16:19
Yeah sure, have fun be sure to give me credit.
Submitted by Adam (not verified) on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 12:19
Would you be fine with me making this into a video for youtube? I'll give you credit. Our Youtube channel is called iBoredomified. Thanks.
Submitted by RandomDoofus (not verified) on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 09:16
Luv Tha Title of the movie
Submitted by calvin (not verified) on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 10:40
could i use this script to make a video
Submitted by captainmo on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 03:53
go ahead and do it calvin
Submitted by amejedd on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:15
Sir, could I use this script for my presentation?
Submitted by captainmo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 02:12
Yes you may use it
Submitted by aisya devareaux (not verified) on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 03:59
Hi! Love the script, would you mind me using it in my school talent show?
Submitted by captainmo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:21
No I wouldn't mind you using it. Break Legs
Submitted by Cienna (not verified) on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 15:42
Hey Morgan, I take a theater class at my high school and this script would be perfect for our One Acts. Could I use the script?
Submitted by Cienna (not verified) on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 15:43
I'll give you credit and I've changed the script sligthly...
Submitted by captainmo on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 16:16
Yes you may use it Cienna.
Submitted by Chris (not verified) on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:01
Hey, I was wondering if I could use this script for a radio play for my sound design class?
Submitted by captainmo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 08:12
yes go ahead Chris
Submitted by 625701 on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:02
this was hilarious! i loved it!
Submitted by merritt.bro. on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 13:58
Hey! I loved this script! I was wondering if I could use it for my drama class? (:
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:31
hey can I use this for my YouTube and how will I send it to you when I'm done and can I change the name Morgan to the one I want
Submitted by XD (not verified) on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:49
Could I use it for school?
Submitted by Arwa (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 02:31
Hello, This is amazing, I was wondering if I could use this as a radioplay for my audio class? I will alter the content!
Submitted by Arwa (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 02:31
Hello, This is amazing, I was wondering if I could use this as a radioplay for my audio class? I will alter the content!
Submitted by vidkid0822 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:30
Hi, could i use this for my school production, it is going to be a run through of short plays.
Submitted by captainmo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:32
go ahead
Submitted by keeaheartsyou on Mon, 11/14/2016 - 02:43
i am just wondering if i can use this for my video production class

2 Person 2.5m Comedy Skits - Action Movie Trailer Parody