A Dad, A Son And Some Very Disturbing Things

A Dad, A Son And Some Very Disturbing Things

(3.5m)   by amaldutt

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Antonio DeMerio, a convicted felon charged with battery of a fellow employee at a parking lot, not too away from the factory where the two worked, just got released from prison after serving a sentence of 5 years. On his second day home, he decides to take Julio, his 13 year old son for fishing. The father-son bonding was much over due, and Antonio was a new person.

They sit by the pier, at the end of the docs, with their sandwiches in hand and their legs hanging just above the water. Its quiet, peaceful and the wind is just right. Antonio would use this time to reconnect with his son, and make up for the lost time.

Antonio: Son, I have done some very bad things in life, but I want you to know that I did them to protect my family. For you and your mother. You understand me?

Julio:˜I do, dad. I know sometimes one needs to do whatever it takes. It?s like that one time I mixed human feces in Michael?s food, this guy in my school, because he would not stop talking to Stacy. What a dick. He should have seen it coming though.

Antonio:˜Oh, woah?That?s gross and disturbing, Julio! Why would you even think of something like that? And wait.. who is Stacy?

Julio:˜She?s our new hot Math teacher..

Antonio:˜WHAT? Are you crazy? You?re 13. Oh god, this is just terrible.

Julio:˜Terrible? I?ll tell you what is terrible?You see, Roanne, Jason and I are best friends in school. Three weeks ago, Roanne asked us if we wanted to go check out the new Foot Locker store that just opened up in Saginaw. We were so excited; Shimonne, his mom, was going to drop us there after her shift at Denny?s. That afternoon when we get to Roanne?s place, we heard loud noises, pans hitting the floor and Shimonne screaming incessantly at him. Turns out she was mad at him for not completing homework, and then refused to drive us to the mall. THAT IS TERRIBLE. WHO DOES THAT TO KIDS? so when we got to his house, we teamed up, blindfolded her and tied her sorry ass to a chair, and drove to the mall. She should have seen it coming though.

Antonio:˜YOU DID WHAT? Oh my god Julio. That is so wrong on so many levels. You drove without a license? This is my nightmare.

Julio:˜Nightmare reminds me, last month when I broke into Stacy?s house? Her parents, who weren?t supposed to be up, heard us in the bedroom. I heard her dad climbing the stairs. IT WAS A TOTAL NIGHTMARE, DAD. I finally spotted a golf set lying in her room, next to the door and I grabbed the?

Antonio:˜stop right there. Just stop. I think I am having a meltdown. My pulse is dropping. I can?t believe I?ve given birth to a monster. God help me.

Julio:˜Speaking of Monsters, just this last week Mr. Bradshaw our principal was returning home from a family dinner when Roanne, Jason and I..

Antonio: (unlocks his glock .45 and shoots himself)

Julio:˜Dad? Dad? (dials Roanne)˜Yo, you will not believe what my dad left me as a present?I saw it coming though, hah.˜

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Submitted by Ayush (not verified) on Fri, 07/31/2015 - 22:16
It was a funny could i get the full script
Submitted by amaldutt on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 19:29
Hey Ayush, Thanks for your comment. This is actually the full script; its a short story. Glad you liked it.
Submitted by chetna (not verified) on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 23:13
it is very comedy and this script title is also very funny.
Submitted by amaldutt on Mon, 10/26/2015 - 05:34
Thanks Chetna! Glad you liked it.
Submitted by randy orton (not verified) on Wed, 12/14/2016 - 04:22
very good script but i want in hindi
Submitted by Vishwesh pandey (not verified) on Wed, 01/25/2017 - 22:23
Hahaha it was a nice one????
Submitted by Cwealth on Sun, 03/10/2019 - 07:11
Wow! This is lovely. Can I use the script?

3.5m Comedy Skits - A Dad, A Son And Some Very Disturbing Things