Worst Audition Ever!

Worst Audition Ever!

(1.5m)   by gabbygirl980

Comedy Monologues   (178775 Views 51 Comments)

Okay, so I was at the most important callback of my entire acting career. I had been practicing for about 3 weeks. When the day had finally came, I was really nervous, but I knew I had it. Then, it was time. I was in the middle of my monologue when...when...when...I BURPED! Yes burped. And not a small one. A full out belch! I knew I shouldn't have had that extra can of soda.  And to make matters worse, I forgot my lines after that! So instead of going on I just stood there like a complete idiot! My palms were literally dripping with sweat! My eyes were huge, so huge I could see the entire room without even turning my head. I smelled like 3 rotten apples. Not one, not two, but 3! The producers told me I was fine, but the look on their face said otherwise. And when I walked out of the room everyone was staring at me. Their eyes were almost as big as mine. I think it's safe to say, I didn't get a call back after that. This was the worst audition ever!

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Submitted by markmindo (not verified) on Thu, 08/29/2013 - 15:29
this is the worst i read ever!!!
Submitted by danieldaboss (not verified) on Sat, 08/31/2013 - 09:17
this is so stupid
Submitted by theavenger001 on Sat, 08/31/2013 - 13:50
Can I use this? Thanks
Submitted by Amy (not verified) on Mon, 10/28/2013 - 10:31
Can I use this plz?
Submitted by Cremling on Mon, 11/18/2013 - 06:59
this is great! can i use it for an audition please? :)
Submitted by Sarahhhhhhhh (not verified) on Tue, 01/21/2014 - 13:53
Hey would it be okay for me to use this monologue for my audition for a musical at my school? It would be greatly appreciated!!! :)
Submitted by Sarahhhhhhhhhhhh on Mon, 01/27/2014 - 12:43
Hey!!!! Would you mind if i used your monologue for my audition for a musical? It would be greatly appreciated!! :)
Submitted by korin (not verified) on Wed, 01/29/2014 - 05:35
Would I be able to use your monologue?
Submitted by bantu Mangcu (not verified) on Wed, 03/26/2014 - 06:47
Can I use this its really good thanx
Submitted by Matthew (not verified) on Mon, 05/05/2014 - 11:42
Is it ok if I use this for a really important audition? Thanks!
Submitted by ....NO TELLLLL (not verified) on Thu, 05/22/2014 - 05:21
Submitted by ....NO TELLLLL (not verified) on Thu, 05/22/2014 - 05:25
...................LOL, I am going to LA cuz I just aced an audition. I have to bring a monologue to rehearse to A LOTTT OF AGENCIES. You mind if I use this one? Thanks!
Submitted by leilani (not verified) on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 05:29
Can me and my friends use this
Submitted by veronica (not verified) on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 12:26
May please use this hilarious monologue for my acting class please?
Submitted by veronica (not verified) on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 12:27
May I please use this hilarious monologue for my acting class please?
Submitted by PortAnchor81 on Mon, 07/21/2014 - 13:27
Could I please borrow this for my pageant? That would be amazing!! Thanks!
Submitted by Nyela rennie (not verified) on Sat, 10/11/2014 - 10:51
Heyyy can I use this hilarious monolouge for my high school auditions and I would make sure to give you credit?:)
Submitted by Aaliyah (not verified) on Sat, 10/18/2014 - 00:59
Can I plz use this monologue in my acting class PLZ
Submitted by Jack (not verified) on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:43
Could I use this monologue for my audition?
Submitted by Itz Der Xero (not verified) on Tue, 11/18/2014 - 04:02
Where is this from i need this for a comedy audition but i need to know if its from a certain play or if gabby just wrote it , Thanks. :)
Submitted by Tara (not verified) on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 09:51
Can I use this for an audition?
Submitted by CCryder on Thu, 12/11/2014 - 13:35
My daughter would love to use this for a Pageant monologue is it Ok for her to use?
Submitted by Jjtheduck (not verified) on Fri, 01/09/2015 - 13:52
Do you mind if i use this just in case anything i get called back for a play i auditioned for i have to be prepared
Submitted by Sharon Perkins (not verified) on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 00:23
Please could my son use this for his one minute audition? He loves it. Thanks Sharon ( Mum )
Submitted by z (not verified) on Mon, 01/19/2015 - 16:02
Omg this is the funniest thing I ever read can I use this monologue for my audition thnx!!!!!!!!! LMBOO
Submitted by lexi (not verified) on Thu, 01/29/2015 - 11:44
Could i please use this i have stage fright and if i could use this and make people laugh i might get over stage fright
Submitted by Phantom (not verified) on Tue, 02/03/2015 - 02:24
Could I use this for my audition for my school play?
Submitted by shenderson09 on Sun, 02/08/2015 - 19:54
Could I please use this script for my monologue? This is such a great piece of material, I would greatly appreciate it. Please feel free to e-mail me if necessary
Submitted by arif (not verified) on Sun, 02/08/2015 - 23:11
can I use this for a school production?
Submitted by James Hartmann (not verified) on Tue, 02/17/2015 - 03:35
Hey I'm in grade 7 drama and my teacher wants my class to memorize and find a monologue to present to the class so I was wondering if you would allow me to use this one because it is hysterical.
Submitted by yvettem on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 23:54
Hi, may I use this?
Submitted by edaaygunxx on Fri, 02/27/2015 - 08:15
would i be able to use this for my college audition please!
Submitted by MorganMcKenna (not verified) on Mon, 03/09/2015 - 11:51
Hey i was wondering if i could use this for a audition it is hilarious. Thanks
Submitted by osimosu Joshua (not verified) on Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:26
I'd so love to use this, may I? Thanks!
Submitted by Super awesome dude (not verified) on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 12:57
Hey gabby! Great monologue! Do you mind if I use this? Thanks!
Submitted by Mae Woods (not verified) on Fri, 05/15/2015 - 04:30
Hello Gabby. I am requesting to use your monologue. I have made some minor changes, but the preface is the same.
Submitted by Lake (not verified) on Mon, 05/18/2015 - 15:46
Hello! Would I be able to use this monologue for an audition.. I would change it up a bit but still I would love to use it.
Submitted by Sebbles (not verified) on Sun, 06/28/2015 - 00:22
Hey could I use this monologue for WCOPA? thanks
Submitted by Ani (not verified) on Thu, 07/02/2015 - 12:24
Could I please use this monologue for my audition/performance? Thanks so much! PS It's funny
Submitted by Ani (not verified) on Sat, 07/04/2015 - 07:29
Oh yeh, is it fine if i kinda make it in my own words or shorten it somehow? Like sorta summarizing it in my own words. Tnx
Submitted by Arianeob on Sun, 07/05/2015 - 10:46
Hi could I please use this monologue for a competition, I sent you a PM
Submitted by kiara (not verified) on Sat, 09/05/2015 - 12:21
Can I use this
Submitted by Gina Ramey (not verified) on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 09:37
My daughter would like to use your monologue for audition purposes for a local theater. She is in 8th grade. Thank you!
Submitted by Giselle (not verified) on Sat, 01/09/2016 - 12:57
Can I please use this?
Submitted by EZ on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 12:15
I'm in gr. 8 Drama and my teacher wants us to find a monologue to present to our class, this would really mean so much if you let me use this ^-^ thnxsss
Submitted by Richard (not verified) on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 04:28
Hey, Ricahrd here .. i got a presentation in an acting class next week. i hope i can gladly use your monologue. its would really do me great joy
Submitted by durrantygirl1 on Mon, 02/08/2016 - 04:38
hey can i use this..
Submitted by Uelmj (not verified) on Mon, 03/14/2016 - 01:14
Can i please use this, I need it for my english class, and by the way I loved your monologue
Submitted by Shirley (not verified) on Sun, 06/26/2016 - 11:33
Hi can I please use this monologue for my class
Submitted by Kim Houghton (not verified) on Mon, 09/26/2016 - 10:29
May my daughter use this monologue for an audition? Thank you!
Submitted by A (not verified) on Tue, 10/25/2016 - 04:10
My daughter would like to use your monologue for audition... Funny same like her! Thank you!

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