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Weather Network

Wow, TV?s come a long way; we can watch so many channels now.
But I?ll tell ya, I never saw this one coming.....
The Weather Channel
When the Weather channel hit TV, I thought ?Riighttt....?
People are going to watch a channel... about the weather.
Next to watching the perpetual fireplace channel,
I can?t think of a more boring concept for a TV program.

?Oh no? they say....?people want to watch the weather?.
In fact they want to watch it so much, we?re going to repeat the same stuff every 20 minutes.
Riiighttt....
Know what scares me most about the Weather channel?
I?ve started watching it.
I did. The great thing about the weather channel is not having to following a story.
Cloudy with sunny periods. 60% chance of showers. That?s easy.
You can?t get lost in the plot, or confused about who did it, in this story.
And there?s that catchy tune that starts every time the ?Local Forecast? is coming.
I dive in front of the TV when I hear that playing.
They talk about the rest of the Country and the world for 20 minutes.
Then that Local forecast tune hits and you think..... ?Hey, we?re on!?
?Honey!!!!! Come Quick! We?re on TV! It?s the LOCAL FORECAST!?

The fact that the weather network has succeeded, really opens the door too.

Previously over looked potential channels are now being considered. Like...
The Benjamin Moore channel. We can finally tune in to watch paint drying.
and The Pet care channel:
-Don?t miss this weeks special- ?Flossing your cats teeth.? fun for the whole family!
But at least these channels have topics that change a little
The Weather channel stories are so limited.
There?s rain, sun, cloudy, snow and some storms; then you?ve seen it all.
After that you?re guaranteed to be watching reruns
So I imagine them, in the board room, trying to come up with other stuff to fill in the time and make the weather entertaining....

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How bout that weather we're having...

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Submitted by curtjac (not verified) on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 05:58
I love this one but I need it to be a minute longer. I clicked on "view the full length script here" but it still shows the same length. Has anyone seen the extended version? Help!!
Submitted by restisaweapon on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 07:35
Hi curtjac, to read the full script you first become my friend and then can read full script versions on my profile page by clicking on the "My Files" tab. Don
Submitted by curtjac (not verified) on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 15:00
Is becoming your friend different than icomedytv friend? When I click on become the author's friend and fill that out is says that curtjac is already in use.
Submitted by icomedytv on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 15:29
Hi curtjac - since you signed up already all you need to do is to log in and go to Don's profile page and click "add as friend".
Submitted by sjaorsah on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 02:08
Can I use this for a public speaking monologue meet? Please get back to me. Thank You.
Submitted by qwerty (not verified) on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 18:47
madar chod lavde isse skit bolta hai bhosdeke gali ka kutta ise accha likhta haighar pe ja kar apni maa ko chod ........:)
Submitted by nanel96 on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:32
How do I become your friend?
Submitted by Xxstrikerxx on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 22:32
May I use this for my Lang. Arts assignment? I need a funny monologue about 3 minutes long.
Submitted by AKid (not verified) on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 19:19
Hello great monologue btw but just a question how would you act out this monologue
Submitted by pencholez on Wed, 05/02/2018 - 07:17
Hey, I don't know if you still even use this website, but I'd really appreciate if you would help me read the full script to use for a project, it's really funny :3 Thanks!

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