Toxic

Toxic

(1m)   by konner91210
 

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You know how they have that "Non-Toxic" label on the side of Crayola Crayons? Have you ever found Toxic crayons? I mean, that would be funny! Why did Billy just drop dead? He had Toxic crayons! That would be a little funny! I mean, I can see a marketing deal right now, I can see the names of the colors.

Hazard Tape Yellow

Toxic Green

Plutonium Black.

That would be funny!

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Submitted by amanda (not verified) on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 05:59
when you keep saying "that would be funny" or "isn't that funny"...it makes it LESS funny
Submitted by sarah (not verified) on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:26
i liked it a lot

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