The Grammar Police - Comic Monologue 0013

The Grammar Police - Comic Monologue 0013

(1m)   by the.designer
 

Comedy Monologues   (53842 Views 39 Comments)

What with those people? You have good intentions, maybe to make people laugh or to make this world a better place.

And then they will drop a bomb that they?d thought was funny.

?You misplaced the comma.?,

?The verb tense is incorrect.?

?Agree with you but not your grammar.?

Nobody laughs at them.

I mean what are those, you can?t make this world a better place by knowing that a dot should end a sentence. We don?t say ?PERIOD? every time we finished saying things. It even makes things worst.

?I hate you PERIOD.?

?You should go PERIOD.?

?The kids should stay with me PERIOD.?

We don?t say those things at all. It leads to more hatred.

Rather we say things without being bothered by commas and tenses.

?You know?

?Oh yeah!!?

?F You!!!?

It?s totally understandable. Because people tends to make things simple. It even has more meanings.

If you?re religious you don?t pray for God to make your grammar perfect. You pray to make things better.

And that?s what WORDS are all about.

Making things better not bitter.

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Submitted by Angel Zenon (not verified) on Mon, 07/13/2015 - 20:26
Great job.
Submitted by Brendan Leighman (not verified) on Thu, 08/27/2015 - 01:32
Dear Author, I'm a fourteen year old freshman in high school and would to use your grammar police monologue to audition for the fall.play at my highschool. Please contact me at leighmanbrendan@gmail.com. Thank you for your time
Submitted by the.designer on Thu, 08/27/2015 - 04:47
Sure you can use it. I hope you get into the play. Good luck man.
Submitted by Vanessa Andersen (not verified) on Fri, 08/28/2015 - 16:26
DEAR AUTHOR, I am in Junior High and would like to use this monologue to audition for a school play is it alright if I use it
Submitted by Brendan Leighman (not verified) on Sat, 08/29/2015 - 09:50
Thank you very much
Submitted by Makayla shaw (not verified) on Wed, 09/02/2015 - 06:27
Dear auther, I'm doing an addition for a play at my high school and would love to use you monologue for it. I have my addition tonight at 4:30 it would mean so much if I could use it.
Submitted by the.designer on Wed, 09/02/2015 - 14:05
Hi Makayla, Sure you can use it on your audition. Don't forget to tell me the results of your audition. Regards and hope you got the part. Thanks, Phil Ardona ( the.designer)
Submitted by Mike Maccio (not verified) on Thu, 09/03/2015 - 13:10
Dear author, I'm a 16 year old and I would like to use your monologue for my audition! Thank you!
Submitted by coolguy56 on Thu, 09/24/2015 - 05:58
Hello is it ok if i use You're monologue for an acting class im in?
Submitted by coolguy56 on Thu, 09/24/2015 - 05:58
Hello is it ok if i use You're monologue for an acting class im in?
Submitted by coolguy56 on Thu, 09/24/2015 - 05:59
sorry didn't mean to write it twice
Submitted by Person (not verified) on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:25
Can i use this monologer for school?
Submitted by Person (not verified) on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 04:27
I mean monologue
Submitted by the.designer on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 11:35
Sure you can, Use it as much as you want. :)
Submitted by Guest. (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 04:59
Hi, my name is Ferandi Yennas . Is it possible for me to use this monologue for an audition?
Submitted by Alivia (not verified) on Tue, 10/20/2015 - 12:05
can I use this for a skit I'm trying to get into acting thanks
Submitted by the.designer on Tue, 10/20/2015 - 12:18
Sure Alivia, you can Use this on your acting on your auditions
Submitted by Haile Palmer (not verified) on Tue, 10/27/2015 - 12:48
Hey I love this monologue it's really funny I want to audition for a play at my high school and it has to be funny I was wondering if I could use air
Submitted by the.designer on Tue, 10/27/2015 - 13:15
Hi Haile Palmer, Go ahead, use it on your audition. If you can capture the audition that will be great. Maybe you can send the audition video clips so that I can improve the materials. you can email it at jopi.ruiz.ardona@gmail.com Thanks, Phil
Submitted by Rich (not verified) on Sun, 11/01/2015 - 15:12
What show is this from because I really want to use this to get into this advanced acting group but it would have to be by a real show.
Submitted by the.designer on Mon, 11/02/2015 - 00:25
Hi rich, You can use it on your audtion. This is an original, though not yet in real show. But will be released on a webisode sitcom. Design Thinking. Thanks Phil the.designer
Submitted by Jeremiah montero (not verified) on Mon, 11/02/2015 - 03:05
Dear author may I use your monologue for a school audition
Submitted by Joshua (not verified) on Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:05
Dear Author, I found this monologue hilarious, Because of the irony. The grammar is incorrect and word's misspelled in every sentence. Is there an English version? Cheers Josh
Submitted by Brett Austin Glisson (not verified) on Sun, 11/29/2015 - 12:55
I'd love to use this as an audition for entry to flow arts of SJR State. I find this both comical, and intellectual. Perfect for a demonstration of my ability to act in a broad range of genre
Submitted by Morgan Frampton (not verified) on Wed, 12/09/2015 - 12:35
May I please use this monologue to try out foe my school play?
Submitted by Morgan Frampton (not verified) on Wed, 12/09/2015 - 12:36
Sorry I meant for
Submitted by Isagallart on Fri, 12/18/2015 - 10:58
I would like to use your monologue for an audition, can I? You're so funny.
Submitted by kristinamarion on Sun, 01/17/2016 - 15:14
Hi, I was wondering if I could use your monologue to audition for my schools advanced theatre program! Thank you, Kristina.
Submitted by kristinamarion on Sun, 01/17/2016 - 15:15
Hi, I was wondering if I could use your monologue to audition for my schools advanced theatre program! Thank you, Kristina.
Submitted by Simi Adeniyi (not verified) on Mon, 01/18/2016 - 06:04
May I use your monologue for my school Art project please
Submitted by Ebony Meyers (not verified) on Fri, 01/22/2016 - 10:06
Hello, my name is Ebony and I was wondering if I could get permission to use this monologue for the Arkansas Thespian Festival this coming February?
Submitted by Emonie (not verified) on Mon, 02/08/2016 - 17:02
May I use this monologue for an audition please
Submitted by jazzie (not verified) on Tue, 02/09/2016 - 01:41
I was wondering what the person who is speaking the monologue is. I have to do a research paper about monologues but I have to know the name of the character so... Yea.. Could you tell me please?
Submitted by the.designer on Tue, 02/09/2016 - 15:27
Guys Sure you can use the monologue on your play. @jazzie. While I was writing I was imagining, George Carlin , Dave Allen & Jerry Seinfeld rendering it on stage.
Submitted by ravenoah (not verified) on Sun, 03/13/2016 - 12:21
can I use it too? Its really great :)
Submitted by isegura on Mon, 03/28/2016 - 06:21
Dear Author, My name is Isabel, i was hoping to get your permission to do Grammar Police for an audition for college. It's part of my application process, please and thank you.
Submitted by Shamaila Khan (not verified) on Thu, 04/07/2016 - 21:37
Dear author, I would like to ask your permisssion to use your monologue for a trinity grade 8 examination. Thank You.
Submitted by Shinigiro (not verified) on Thu, 06/23/2016 - 08:45
This person is an idiot.
Submitted by Madii Reyes (not verified) on Tue, 01/31/2017 - 00:57
May I use this monologue? I'd love to use this to audition for my highschool's spring musical.

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