The Fuzz

The Fuzz

(2m)   by TheNoahBennett

Comedy Monologues   (28775 Views 8 Comments)

*James has been arrested for his big mouth because he was pulled over and blew things up bigger than they needed to be.

***Alright well i may have gotten myself in a deep hole , but im not gonna let this cell bring me down.Oh your probely wondering "how did you get here".Well i was running late to go hang with some buddies and watch the Football game today.So im heading down 11th street and i hear cop sirens.Well me being a smart guy i think maybe i can get rid of them so i floor it. Not a good idea when you drive a Toyota Prius. Well eventually the cop cuts me off and ask for I.D. and all that stuff. He said he wanted me to put my hands behind my back and lean on the car. Well i didnt like that so i told him "I like Coco Puffs but i DO NOT like Popo Cuffs". Now im here.......In my Popo Cuffs.

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This can be used for male or female.Just adjust names and maybe the football line.

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Submitted by abox (not verified) on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 09:08
hi i would like to use this for an audition
Submitted by Hannah (not verified) on Tue, 04/02/2013 - 15:58
If I don't find (or write) a monologue for a drama audition for two people, think I could use this? The auditions are soon.
Submitted by Dylan (not verified) on Mon, 03/10/2014 - 22:56
Hey man, you think I could use this for an acting tournament that I'm going to in a couple of weeks? I've already performed it once for my class and they really like it, I just need your confirmation!
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Mon, 03/10/2014 - 23:09
Not a problem.
Submitted by lking on Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:26
i would like to use this for an high school acting class
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:58
Submitted by Dozz on Sat, 04/26/2014 - 03:48
This was very good. Sort and to the point. I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work, compile and put out a book on line 'Kindle'. Peace bro. Dozz
Submitted by Paul Gordon Cooke on Mon, 11/06/2017 - 23:48
Hi I have some students who want to do this monologue in our drama class. I was wondering if you knew of any videos of it being performed. It would be great to show my students, as they are English Second Language students and it's always handy for them to seen natural pronunciation, intonation and cadence. Thanks Paul

2m Comedy Monologues - The Fuzz