The Bothering Son

The Bothering Son

(1m)   by the.designer
 

Comedy Monologues   (28633 Views 3 Comments)

When you?re a parent and you have a son.

The one thing the worries you the most and constantly bothering you.

Is?

Is he gay?

Not that there?s anything wrong with that.

But it?s a question of a lifetime.

Every action he makes there?s a paranoia.

?What?s that pink shirt is it fashion or passion?

?What?s the meaning of that tattoo is it for a fraternity or a sorority??

?Why wear earnings is it a rock band or a glee club??

It?s unthinkable.

?Did he surround himself with guys because he?s with them or he wants to be with them??

?Is his girlfriend just a cover up??

?Is the child conceived to protect him from the issue??

This is the very reason why we find it acceptable for a Man to go out with a lot of women.

To validate their manhood.

?Look it?s his 20th girl friend. He?s a man.?

I?ll tell you, it?s a cover up.

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Submitted by Hillery Earl (not verified) on Wed, 06/24/2015 - 15:44
This was hilarious! I could see myself onstage saying this, trying to keep from laughing. I would recommend it to anyone who wants to go into comedy.
Submitted by Jacob (not verified) on Wed, 07/22/2015 - 07:49
lol thats funny
Submitted by josi on Thu, 05/19/2016 - 07:33
Your script was hilarious. You wouldn't mind if my friend and I acted out your script and filmed it just as a fun project to do?

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