Song: The Most Mutated Covid Virus Ever

Song: The Most Mutated Covid Virus Ever

(3.5m)   by k.r.johnson
 

Comedy Monologues   (1441 Views 0 Comments)

They find it there,
They find it here,
The masks they wear
Stretch ear to ear,
They | all stay in their houses and they’re scared to go outside,
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

It’s in the air,
It’s in the sea,
Gave you a scare,
And panicked me.
It’s gone on the rampage and it’s dangerous to know,
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

Oh no it’s not,
Oh yes it is.
There’s no place to shelter from this virus, 
We’ll all be on ventilators fighting for our lives
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

Oh no we won’t,
Oh yes we will, 
Soon we’ll all be queueing up for boosters,
New, untested medicine’s exactly what we need
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

It makes you ill,
It makes you cough,
You sneeze until
Your head falls off.
Stay within your bubble and be careful not to breathe
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

Oh, yes it’s not,
Oh, no it is.
Stand at least two metres from each other,
Don’t come to the hospital, especially if you’re ill
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

Another cold?
Or is it ‘flu?
Either it was made up or it’s true,
Sneeze into your elbows and then wash your hands with soap 
’Cause it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 
The most mutated Covid virus ever. 
Yes, | it’s the most mutated Covid virus ever. 

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The news story about the most mutated Covid virus is:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12348313/Scientists-discover-mutated-Covid-variant-lurking-patient-Indonesia.html

 

The music is The Kinks, Dedicated Follower of Fashion

Midi version

https://onlinesequencer.net/3529380

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Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
1 Person
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1 Person 3.5m Comedy Monologues - Song: The Most Mutated Covid Virus Ever