(1m)   by coolerfooler

Comedy Monologues   (23064 Views 2 Comments)

She just strikes me as one of those girls in Highschool.....and we've all had one of these annoying girls in Highschool who thinks the whole world is just jumping at the chance to betray her and instead of just saying friends, she says.... "friends", with air quotes indicating she is unsure of the legitimacy of these "friends", and I have never.... well, I'm sure people find people like these fucking annoying and winey, but I have never understood, well I understand that not all friends are genuine and true thus a speculation of motives are required.... Hey wait, don't get me wrong, it's fucking pathetic and what infuriates me the most is that they think they're so unique that they are aware that, "Hey, my fucking friends don't care about me, well I'm not sure, that's why I use air quotes all the time.....so I'm going to say it out in public because OH........I strongly I'm the relatable girl next door who is unaware that I'm always going against the grain(quirky)... But I have never understood how someone can say this out aloud around people and not feel like a fucking idiot, and I don't know if it's because I've never been popular or had any admirable traits that I've never had to deal with anyone befriending me for their own personal gain why I can't be emphatic enough ...or not think of them as idiots.

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I was ranting so I didn't out any thought into making jokes

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Submitted by SKBerkompas_13454 on Tue, 01/12/2021 - 13:52
May I use this monologue for an acting class?
Submitted by coolerfooler on Tue, 01/12/2021 - 15:41
Ofc...if you video it i would really love to see it ngl

1 Person 1m Comedy Monologues - 'QUIRKY GIRLS'