Protesting Poppins

Protesting Poppins

(1.5m)   by tdmoses

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What do I do for a living? I absolutely hate it when people ask me what I do for a living because as soon as I say that I am a nanny, they automatically assume that I am Mary Poppins. It is completely bonkers! Do I look like Julie Andrews? (Pause) Ignore the British dialect and the fact that I carry an umbrella. Regardless, the answer is no!  Nothing offends me more than being compared to Mrs. Mary Poppins.  It is not like Mary is so original either! At the Nanny Academy we are taught in Child Sickness 101 that a “spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.” It is common knowledge! And to say that Mrs. Poppins created that idea her self is absolutely ridiculous! Yes she sang clever little song about it but she makes the rest of us look awful. She is not as charming as everyone thinks either. Did anyone else notice that she abandoned those poor children at the end? Okay, maybe not abandoned, but I still do not like her. She is a terrible person. (Pause) Did you know that she is not even in the union? That is right. I would not trust her with your little ones at all. 


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Submitted by Riya on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 13:09
Hi, may I use your script in a Youtube video provided I indicate you're the script author?
Submitted by mika on Fri, 03/07/2014 - 06:52
Hello love. I fell in love with your script and i was wondering if i could use it when i audition for a role sometime in july? Pleaseand thank you.
Submitted by woobiewoo on Mon, 10/27/2014 - 07:40
can i please use your script for my drama class? thank you! :-)
Submitted by Shanebob on Mon, 11/10/2014 - 07:12
Good Day, I wondered if you might be such a good soul to let me use this monologue in a very important audition I have coming up. Could define my future, and I have a brilliant English accent. Thanks!
Submitted by wanda nicol (not verified) on Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:56
I am contacting you to request permission to use your monologue for an upcoming audition for Mary Poppins. It is perfect for this audition. Thank you very much.
Submitted by Natasha Parsons (not verified) on Wed, 04/01/2015 - 04:11
Hello. I am contacting you to use permission monologue for an audition I have coming up? Thank you.!
Submitted by Brooke (not verified) on Wed, 04/01/2015 - 08:53
I have an auditon next week and I'm wondering if I could use this monologue
Submitted by SLB99 on Sat, 04/25/2015 - 09:46
Requesting permission to use 30 seconds of the Protesting Poppins monologue for an up coming audition. Thank you - CEE CEE
Submitted by J. Titus (not verified) on Sat, 05/02/2015 - 14:15
Hello. I am contacting you for permission to use your Protesting Poppins monologue for an upcoming audition. Thanks very much!
Submitted by boyerbaby on Sun, 05/03/2015 - 04:58
May I have your permission to use this monologue for and audition piece? Thank you very much!
Submitted by fred (not verified) on Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:36
can i please use this monologue at school?
Submitted by Tazia Murie (not verified) on Tue, 02/02/2016 - 05:47
I would like permission to use you monologue for an upcoming audition.
Submitted by Janah on Sat, 05/14/2016 - 11:58
I would like permission to use your monologue for an audition. thank you :)
Submitted by Kobé on Wed, 06/15/2016 - 23:49
Hi there tdmoses, asking permission to use the monologue for audition for study bursary ouditions. Thank you!
Submitted by Lyn carter (not verified) on Sun, 08/21/2016 - 01:23
I'm auditioning for Mary poppins can I please use your script???????
Submitted by bb2233 on Thu, 09/15/2016 - 14:47
Could I use this script for a quick audition monologue at my school?
Submitted by Sarah Williams (not verified) on Sun, 11/27/2016 - 02:16
Hi! Love your monologue, may I use it for an upcoming audition ?
Submitted by Melanie Immordino (not verified) on Sat, 12/31/2016 - 03:56
Hello! May I use this monologue for an audition? It fits the character perfectly and would definitely be a great help!
Submitted by samdolzan_10432 on Tue, 05/29/2018 - 07:14
Hi, Can I please have permission to use your Monologue for my 12year old to perform at our local Eisteddfod. Thanking you.

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