Problem Parents

Problem Parents

(2m)   by Grizze30
 

Comedy Monologues   (101687 Views 13 Comments)

Do your parents always say "No" to everything you ask them? Even little things like can I have 20$ or will you take me to the mall? Do they say No before you even ask them a question? Well I can solve all your problems! Is your dad a sports fan and does he like to enjoy a cold beverage before his sporting events well this is what you do. Tell your dad to sit down and enjoy the game ask him if he is thirsty and you'll happen to have an ice cold tasty budweiser in your hands. Do this often and always hurry!! the more he drinks the happier he will become and he think how thoughtful and reliable you are. Then during a commercial sigh and tell your dad what you want. I guarantee he will eventually say yes just keep the beverages coming and remember when they say "NO" they really mean maybe.

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I just write funny commercials for my daughter for family and friends. She makes them funny by the way she reads them and everyone gets a kick out of them

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Submitted by Dom (not verified) on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:48
AWESOME! I will totally use it!
Submitted by Jordan (not verified) on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 22:00
This is really funny but my daddy would still say no + he HATES sport but I'll give it a try anyways :) hee hee
Submitted by Nick (not verified) on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:12
that wasn't funny....like at all
Submitted by Ashley (not verified) on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 10:27
how is that a monologue??
Submitted by Kylee (not verified) on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 18:46
I actually used that for an audition.... Its a really good monolouge
Submitted by jill (not verified) on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 16:52
anybody who thinks this is good is completely retarded. its stupid. learn what humor is and then try writing a monologue again. or dont.
Submitted by karen casalan (not verified) on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:52
nice one to have fun.
Submitted by Shyloco101 (not verified) on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 06:13
Boring.
Submitted by jonny (not verified) on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 13:41
haha way funny
Submitted by Kudret (not verified) on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 05:14
It's really good but m sorry i coulnt understand what budweiser means. Could you tell the meaning of it please? thank you...
Submitted by Howard (not verified) on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 00:17
it was ok...
Submitted by Free Monologues (not verified) on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 03:35
Like this a lot! Very funny:) ???when they say ???NO??? they really mean maybe.?? Noel
Submitted by CupcakeKali (not verified) on Sat, 11/14/2015 - 00:23
this is great defentily using this for my audition!!!!!

2m Comedy Monologues - Problem Parents