Would you want to buy any of these?
1) Burn Me Not- Lava Protection Suit
With so much seismic activity going on below the surface of earth the chances of you getting caught in Lava in really high. Tested in Vesuvius, one and only 'Burn Me Not- Lava Protection Suit' (Made in China)
2) Jesus Shoes - Help you walk on water, why do you want to spend time and money on learning swimming?
3) Hurry Cane - Makes your old man walk faster
4) Anti Vampire Bite Stainless Steel Neck: Fools the vampire and breaks the teeth of the vampire if it tries to bite you.
5) Chameleon Protection Lotion: Changes the color of your skin and confuses the chameleon!
6) Moody-Go Mood Equalizer: It will give an appropriate fortune cookie to make you a little sad when you are very happy and a little happy when you are very said. Extreme emotions are not that good!
7) Crayons Turn ons: When your child is busy painting with these crayons, the crayons will turn on the parents and you can plan more kids while your kids are painting.
8) Vending Machine Locator: It will help you locate the nearest vending machine. No more staying hungry!
9) Pincher: Press it and it will pinch you and if you feel the pinch then you are alive.
10) Salt-O-meter: Set it once and it will tell you whether the amount of salt is as per your taste or not.
11) Television scope (Telev-scope): It makes you feel your tv is much bigger than it actually is ..