No Offense

No Offense

(2.5m)   by CR
 

Comedy Monologues   (47883 Views 5 Comments)

Its always interesting in the throws of conversation when people throw out the line no offense. I had a look at your mother the other day and she looked like she had a small turn then perished in front of my eyes..... no offense. Meh you look like you have robbed a section of street urchins with those clothes.....no offense. Mother: you know that's not your real dad......no offense. Your sister smiles like she has the clap/herpes I would get that looked at.....no offense.When does no offense become a get get out clause for insulting people,wilderbeast,wild animals and such. The only people who could techically get away with saying no offence are doctors and they would not need to punctuate a sentence with no offense. Your grandmother looks like shes gone stiff maybe had rigor mortis of the face but she's fine now.

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Submitted by jesusfreak/nerd on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 09:00
thats horrible and sensless
Submitted by Richard (not verified) on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 09:19
This must have been the rejected script from Jamie Foxx's SNL appearance.
Submitted by T'awna (not verified) on Tue, 09/03/2013 - 16:14
I like it!! Don't know what everyone else's problem is?!! GREAT JOB:)
Submitted by Bnkerz21 on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 12:16
if u dont have anything good to say about it than dont say anything!!!! P.s i loved it dont belive wat those other people said
Submitted by Happy_Feet101 (not verified) on Thu, 06/26/2014 - 11:05
i think it isnt fair we have to contact the author because the person that posted this thing should of got permission first. What I mean is, if the person who posted this got permission from her, then all of us really have permission because the author let this little monologue go on the internet.

2.5m Comedy Monologues - No Offense