I'm Not Funny

I'm Not Funny

(3m)   by Emilia-

Comedy Monologues   (64829 Views 5 Comments)


I was told to come up on stage and urm *looks at paper*

I am gonna try and make you laugh?

But I'm not funny.

oh Okay. How 'bout some jokes that I learnt in 2nd grade?

What's brown and sticky? A STICK! *laughs like a maniac*

Oh wow. I'm so hilarious! *laughs* GET IT BROWN AND STICKY!

Urm okay that's enough of that sooo 

My car had a flat tire so I went tire shopping, it was very tiring! *laughs like a maniac*

Yep! So funny!

'Anyone else think so *looks at crowd*

Wait wait. i got one more!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

SOMETHING BETWEEN US SMELLS *laughs like a maniac*

no No one gets that... *sad*

I'm just gonna be going now.

*walks off stage*

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
1 Person
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Author's Message

This was my first ever monologue!

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Submitted by izabelag8808_11748 on Fri, 07/05/2019 - 03:45
Hi How can I get the full script
Submitted by ivory on Mon, 05/23/2022 - 16:19
this is the full script, i believe :)
Submitted by triston.fabela_12264 on Tue, 11/19/2019 - 13:06
Is this the full script
Submitted by ivory on Mon, 05/23/2022 - 16:19
Submitted by kozlowski.miche... on Tue, 10/20/2020 - 13:58
Are their rights or permission that needs to be granted for this script?

1 Person 3m Comedy Monologues - I'm Not Funny