I was told to come up on stage and urm *looks at paper*
I am gonna try and make you laugh?
But I'm not funny.
oh Okay. How 'bout some jokes that I learnt in 2nd grade?
What's brown and sticky? A STICK! *laughs like a maniac*
Oh wow. I'm so hilarious! *laughs* GET IT BROWN AND STICKY!
Urm okay that's enough of that sooo
My car had a flat tire so I went tire shopping, it was very tiring! *laughs like a maniac*
Yep! So funny!
'Anyone else think so *looks at crowd*
Wait wait. i got one more!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
SOMETHING BETWEEN US SMELLS *laughs like a maniac*
no No one gets that... *sad*
I'm just gonna be going now.
*walks off stage*