Im no Paula Deen

Im no Paula Deen

(1m)   by Pam Gosnell
 

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I?m no Paula Deen

I?m no Paula Dean but? I do have a stock pot big enough to deep fry a turkey. I?m no Paula Dean but?I do save all matters of bacon grease. I?m no Paula Dean but?I can fix you a glass of sweet that will make you wish you wore dentures. I?m no Paula Dean but?I do know butter cream frosting can be added to breakfast, lunch and dinner. I?m no Paula Dean but?my husband just got back from a fishing trip in the Gulf. He brought home a mess of fish that?s so high octane that it deep fries itself.

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Submitted by paula miller (not verified) on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 07:02
Our local Arts Council is planning on a dinner theatre in June, it will be a variety show. As I am on the arts council and President of the local Lions Club, and also read recipes on air for the local radio station, I am thinking that one of these routines would be perfect for me, as you may notice my name is also Paula. Please let me know if this would be a possibility.
Submitted by Pam Gosnell (not verified) on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 16:06
Yes, Paula, please contact me concerning your needs. I am not sure how to respond to you this way.You may contact me at gosnellpam@yahoo.com
Submitted by Aaron (not verified) on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 12:48
You forgot to mention the butter...
Submitted by ania (not verified) on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 05:01
Hey Pam!!! i would like to use the script for an audition! pls?
Submitted by Riya on Mon, 07/15/2013 - 15:46
Hi Pam, may I use your script "I'm No Paula Deen" for a Youtube video?

1m Comedy Monologues - Im no Paula Deen