I'm Back!

I'm Back!

(1.5m)   by alyssa.ford2015

Comedy Monologues   (75341 Views 12 Comments)

Scene: The story is set in a middle school/high school environment about a popular girl (who everyone either adores or hates) who moves away from her home town California to Oregon, but then decides to come back when she realizes she misses her friends...

Riley: (checks reflection in school windows, flips hair dramatically, and pushes open door to school) Look who it is? (swings arms dramatically) Awww, I knew some of you would miss me when I fled this horrid place, but guess what? Now you don't have to cry anymore and sulk about who's going to take me out, or who's going to come to the mall with me because...I'M BACK!!! (puts hands on hips and looks at girls who look shocked) Now for those of you who despise me, your three years with me is going to be hell from now on, so don't expect me to go easy. (looks at her smiling BFF's) And for those of you who missed me and wished to be with me EVERY second of my life...well now you don't have to worry.

(PAUSE AND LOOK AT EVERYONE) From now on, things should be running smoother, more...how should I put this? (taps chin) Oh! Right! Organized. (PAUSE AND LOOK AT NERDS) So nerds! Start working on my homework for the next few years...and you! (points at random stranger) You'll be my personal assistant from now on, so start following me around and do everything as I say. I want it when I want it, how I want it, and how I like it. No excuses!

(SQUEELS) Oh, Girls! I've missed you so much! Do you know how wet and gloomy it was in Oregon? There wasn't a single day where I could go to the beach and show off my drop-dead gorgeousness! Do you know how long I had to go without my cute outfits??? A FULL YEAR! Yes, it was THAT wet!

(LOOKS TO HER RIGHT AT BFF ONE) Now, we could discuss all of those cute outfits you said you've gotten over the past year I was gone! You looked dreadful and pale in those pictures you sent me. (LOOKS TO HER LEFT AT BFF TWO) And you and me have to have a little talk about dating my ex! Who gave you permission to date Marcus? Because I surely didn't! I'll deal with you later.

(LOOKS AT ENTIRE STUDENT BODY WHO LOOKS SHOCKED) What are you staring at? There is no time to waste people, now chop chop (claps hands and hurries people along) Move it, move it people! I just got here like five minutes ago and I can already see that this school needs improvement!

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This is my first Monologue I have written, so please rate and comment and let me know what you think! This is basically a comedy/mean girl scenario

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Submitted by Taz (not verified) on Sat, 07/18/2015 - 18:38
Love it
Submitted by Angel (not verified) on Wed, 09/30/2015 - 16:29
This monologue is perfect! Thank you soooooo much!
Submitted by Paige Bogert (not verified) on Mon, 10/26/2015 - 15:41
Hi! This is great, in fact, it'd be perfect for a short 1.5 minute monologue that I need to present for my drama class... Would this be the way for me to ask for permission to use it?? Let me know as soon a you can!! Thank you!
Submitted by James (not verified) on Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:26
Can I use this for drama class thks!
Submitted by Austin (not verified) on Sun, 11/08/2015 - 21:22
Hey can i please use this. It's really good and i want to use it for a class project. Please
Submitted by coney (not verified) on Wed, 11/18/2015 - 01:15
hey can i use this for my class bec i need a comedy skit and i cant think of one. Thanks
Submitted by syd (not verified) on Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:55
hey can i use this for drama class? of course, our topic is monologues :)
Submitted by Scheyenne (not verified) on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 23:51
May I use this monologue for my Musical Theatre class?
Submitted by Jovy (not verified) on Mon, 02/29/2016 - 20:39
This is really nice, please can I use this? I want to use it for class project.
Submitted by Kelly Osborne (not verified) on Tue, 03/01/2016 - 05:42
Can I use this for my play audition please?
Submitted by Michelle on Tue, 04/24/2018 - 06:23
Can I please use this fantastic and suitable piece of art for comedy night?
Submitted by raquelwatson114... on Thu, 10/04/2018 - 05:47
This is a great monologue, may I please use it for my drama class?

1.5m Comedy Monologues - I'm Back!