I Should Be Dead

I Should Be Dead

(1m)   by nevaeh_michelle
 

Comedy Monologues   (52602 Views 43 Comments)

( Sydney is at her best friend Margot's funeral who died unexplainably)

Sydney- Why am I alive? I should be dead!!! Margot should be alive! I'm coming with you Margot! You don't have to be alone. (She takes a pen out of her pocket and aims it toward her neck) Here I come Margot. I'm going to kill myself with this pen. (She stabs her neck with the pen but nothing happens) Don't panic everyone! I'm still alive. Margot I know you're faking! This is not funny anymore. If you don't hurry and tell these people that this is a joke they are going to barry you and you know how much we hate getting dirty. Margot come on say something!!! I see that smirk on your face. Wake Up! Why aren't you answering me??? What kind a friend pretends to be dead and lays in a casket and holds their breath that long? Margot!!!!! You can't be dead, I should be dead. How could you die? That's the dumbest thing you ever did. Why did you run toward the light you idiot!! Who dies for no reason at all??? Are you crazy?? Breathe you dummy! Open your freaking eyes!!! Ughhhh. How could you die?? (Kicks the casket) You didn't pay your rent money!!!

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Submitted by ellie (not verified) on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 08:47
bury
Submitted by Trevor Isaac (not verified) on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 14:56
Im going to use this for an audition tomarrow...This is exactly what i need and freaking hilarious!
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:43
That is great! And thank you. Please let me know how your audition goes!!
Submitted by Sara (not verified) on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 09:41
I will be using this for an audition thank you soo much exactly what i needed
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:42
Thanks Sara! You are welcome. Let me know how your audition goes!
Submitted by Lucy (not verified) on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 10:24
I love this it's really funny and nice and easy, so I will be using it for an audition in a couple weeks. Thx for writing it and making it available for use!!!!!!!
Submitted by Joyce Camille H... (not verified) on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 07:47
I really LOVE this monologue and would absolutely LOVE to use this for my audition except the monologue chosen has to be published. So, basically, I want to know if this monologue was officially published or not. So, is it?
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 09:25
Joyce no it hasn't been published before I'm sorry but thanks for wanting to use it and I'm glad you love it that means a lot to me. Good luck with your audition!
Submitted by liz (not verified) on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 06:08
i love it and i'm using it for audition. wish me luck!
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 07:08
Good luck Liz! thank you so much :-)
Submitted by k (not verified) on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 23:05
im using it
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 04:37
Enjoy!
Submitted by Sara-Michelle (not verified) on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 08:01
I would really love to use this monolouge for an audition I have :D
Submitted by coco_blaire (not verified) on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:27
i really like your monologue can i use it for my audition that i have :)
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:29
Yes coco blaire you may use it and thanks
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 17:13
hi, I'm using it for my school's drama class
Submitted by Mimi13 (not verified) on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 08:48
Hey, this is original and hilarious. I love it. Hopefully, you won't mind if I use it for a drama class event? :) x
Submitted by nevaeh_michelle on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 09:30
Mimi13, No I don't mind I posted it for you guys enjoyment and so you can use it for auditions and theatre events. Enjoy and glad you love it. I really enjoy writing and love getting positive feedback
Submitted by dani_iguana (not verified) on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 09:54
Hi, this monologue is hilarious! Attempting to perform it with my friends (one of them lies dead = Margot), and trying really hard not to crack up. May I use it for an upcoming audition? It's in a couple of weeks and I want to be prepared with a good monologue. :D
Submitted by Pianolvr07 on Sun, 04/07/2013 - 13:48
So funny!! And perfect for an audition this week! Thanks so much :) !!
Submitted by Rachel (not verified) on Tue, 06/11/2013 - 13:44
This so funny! I would love to use this! U r talented girlllllll!!!!!
Submitted by Anna (not verified) on Wed, 08/21/2013 - 18:08
This is an adorable, funny monologue. Planning to use it for my audition tomorrow! Thank you!
Submitted by Katherine (not verified) on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 13:12
I am going to use this for my test in forensics tomorrow. It is perfect!!
Submitted by T (not verified) on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 11:44
I think this monologue is hilarious and will work perfectly for an impromptu audition tomorrow. Thank you
Submitted by Matt Winters (not verified) on Fri, 01/17/2014 - 06:39
I'm gonna use this!!! Who should I say as the author's name?
Submitted by Bree James (not verified) on Tue, 02/11/2014 - 05:14
please write more like this!!! this is awesome! I have an audition coming up and I would love to use this
Submitted by Kianna Walker (not verified) on Sun, 04/13/2014 - 06:23
Thank you sooo much for writing this monologue, its perfect i'm going to use it for my big audition on the 26th of April
Submitted by Mang (not verified) on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 14:47
I'm considering of making an audition video and I thought this is the one. Can I use it?
Submitted by Wilona18 on Wed, 07/16/2014 - 03:03
dear author can i use this monologue for my audition? i found this monologue good and interesting :) my audition is on 19th july
Submitted by crisp on Tue, 10/21/2014 - 16:34
I am using this one for an audition, just loved it!
Submitted by emeryd on Fri, 11/14/2014 - 05:56
Is it okay if I use this as a monologue piece in competition?
Submitted by Caitlyn (not verified) on Mon, 02/09/2015 - 06:45
Hi, this is really funny, I'm thinking of using it for my audition in our play. It's supposed to be a murder mystery comedy. Thanks so much! You're a talented writer. :)
Submitted by lee_marie16 (not verified) on Mon, 03/16/2015 - 21:22
Hey I'm a Australian actress looking to update my showreel before I go bk ot LA, wondering if you would mind if I ended up iseing this for my showreel?, it would prob be seen on youtube as part of my reel and my personal facebk page if my agent & i used it.
Submitted by Georgia (not verified) on Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:19
Hi I'm a high school student auditioning to be in a theater class for next year, is it alright if I use this? I love how comedic yet emotional it is and I think it would help me get into this class!! Thanks again!
Submitted by Pamela Morra (not verified) on Thu, 05/07/2015 - 11:08
heyy i just need to know where i can find a video of anyone who played this monologue
Submitted by Mario (not verified) on Fri, 05/22/2015 - 23:28
I will use this for my public speaking class!
Submitted by Katie (not verified) on Wed, 12/02/2015 - 10:40
I would love to use this for my audition!
Submitted by Teen (not verified) on Fri, 02/26/2016 - 20:33
Can I use this for audition? Thanks so much
Submitted by hh (not verified) on Sun, 03/13/2016 - 13:11
May I use this for my audition tomorrow??
Submitted by Unicorngirl on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 18:15
Can I use this for an audition? Thank you!
Submitted by zozo101 on Mon, 04/11/2016 - 11:28
May i use your script for school
Submitted by g (not verified) on Sun, 05/08/2016 - 11:53
great script! love it! may i use it for an audition?
Submitted by Paul Gordon Cooke on Mon, 11/06/2017 - 22:33
Hi Great monologue. I have a student who wants to do it as part of her class assignment. Do you know of any videos of it? She is an English Second Language student and it's always good if such can see people performing with normal pronunciation along with cadence and delivery. Thanks Paul

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