Fairy Tale

Fairy Tale

(2m)   by bkuniverse

Comedy Monologues   (81981 Views 5 Comments)

Jack and Jill went up the hill and then Jill's lover Humpty pushed Jack down the hill and then Jill came tumbling down so that no body could suspect her. But then Jack's body was no where to be found and that is only because he was still alive. Soon Jack took revenge by pushing Humpty Dumpty down the wall. This made Jill very angry and so she sent Humpty (..now disfigured face) to Jack with Magic Beans and then Jack sowed them and a tree grew on which Jack climbed and he had to face the Giant and he being Jack outwitted the Giant and came down the bean stalk with the Giant following him. Jill thought that this is a good way to get rid of both Jack and Giant and so she cut down bean stalk. Yet Jack survived and the giant died because of the head injuries suffered from the fall. Jack showed Jill all the treasure and Jill now knew that Jack IS the MAN she always wanted - a rich man. But Jack knew that Jill is planning against him all along because Snow White who stayed in nearby forest told him that 
she had seen Jill with Humpty in a jungle (..FLASHBACK) and so he asked the Wolf who had just served a prison sentence for trying to eat Little Red Riding Hood to eat Jill. But when the wolf was about to eat Jill, Jill said that she had really fallen in love with Jack and that she had lost money in the recently happened race between hare and tortoise where she bet on the hare winning but the tortoise won and Humpty told her that he would pay her debt if she marries him. Then Jack told her that actually Humpty and he had asked the snake to gulp down the hare when he was sleeping so that tortoise could win and they made a lot of money and the Humpty didn't want to give him his due share and so may be Humpty would have planned all this all along. So Jack tells Jill that Rapunzel who is locked in a 'tower' was also promised by Humpty that he will rescue her from there and they will get married and that they should tell Rapunzel the entire thing. Rapunzel on listening to everything becomes a woman who is hell bent on vengeance and so this time when Humpty Dumpty is using her long hair to climb the tower she cuts the hair off and Humpty falls down and breaks in to pieces.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 08:49
that explains alot i guess(:
Submitted by Bunny X (not verified) on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 19:32
Wow! That is rEally cool!
Submitted by Gracie (not verified) on Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:52
it was good but not exactly what I was looking for
Submitted by funnygurl (not verified) on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 04:31
hey can i use this script for a school theatre audition ? its just the teacher that sees it
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 09:39
@funnygurl Please feel free to use any of my script.

2m Comedy Monologues - Fairy Tale