(1m)   by bkuniverse

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I don't have a name. In any case even if I had one I am sure I wouldn't remember it. So if you would have called my name then someone else would have responded to it and that would have resulted in to an identity fraud. In today's world personal identity is only useful for storing shopping preferences or maintaining credit scored and I am not interested in it. So it is good that I don't have a name! I believe that we are all one and that naming a person takes us away from each other because then you feel special. You can drink to feel special! Everyone should be assigned a number and that would be good for keeping records too. I drink so much not because I have any sorrow lingering in my heart but I drink because I like it. I like that because I am able to express my opinions and the world allows me to express them only because they think it is some drunkard speaking. I also have a family like most of you unfortunately have but I am lucky that I can't remember their faces. And I don't want to see their faces because all I see in them is disappointment. I asked them to join me for a drink so that they can share my joy instead they chose to stay sober and pity me. Yes, I am drunk, but it is only my body which is drunk and my mind which is unstable but I am wide awake. For when the mind is confused can my soul rise and speak.

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Submitted by Rob23 on Wed, 04/27/2016 - 10:43
I'll drink to that!!I have some of my best ideas when I am drunk...then I get sidetracked and don't remember them...lol

1m Comedy Monologues - Drunkard