Creepy? Just a bit....

Creepy? Just a bit....

(2m)   by Skyler McKinnon
 

Comedy Monologues   (69861 Views 10 Comments)

There are so many weird things that happen in my life. I don't know why....but almost everyday, some creepy thing happens to me! It's like fate is picking on me, or maybe karma for all those times I laughed at people who fell down or got hit by something. Example: Yesterday, while driving down the road (this happened 3 times in the same day), at a stop light...I get this feeling that someone is staring me down! (you've gotta know that feeling) anywho, i look over and I see this fat, bald man with a five Oclock shadow and he had some teeth missing....I noticed that because he smiled this creepy smile and winked at me. Ummm barf...

The second time wasn't as bad, it was a woman. I swear she was judging my awesome singing and what I call "sofa dancing" That's where you're dancing while sitting down. Yet again I get that feeling...I look over and see her...her jaw is all dropped and her eyes were all bugged out...I was thinking...yeah lady, that's right! You only get to see this. Then I made that tsss sound in my mind. I swear, I could see a little drool dripping out the side of her mouth. Thank God the light turned green, cuz she started to roll down her window.

Now, the third time was beyond awkward....you know how from far away some people can look extremely hot, but up close they're drop dead ugly!? Well, that happened to me....and trust me....it's not a good idea to window flirt. the guy I saw pass me in the car looked like Zac Efron mixed with Brad Pitt haha I thought it was my lucky day. Then at the stop light...What I thought was great hair happened to be a hat, covering the zitty face of a teenager. I was tempted to get out of my car, get him to roll down his window, and then i'd pull that hat down over his whole face and say.....ahh much better :) (but i'm not that mean)

Now, let's talk video games..... I hate that awkward moment when you think you've been doing super sick at mario cart and then you realize you've been looking at the wrong screen the whole time.

I love it when my boyfriend is playing Gears of War 3 or Halo. He sucks....the part I love is when he asks me for a sandwich and I sarcastically reply. "Babe, you've got hands...fix it yourself." then I grab the controller and say...now this is how it's done :) I can beat him at his video games, but he's got me beat at wrestiling and twister. (That's only because I don't want him to lose˜the manliness he's so prideful of) ;)

I also hate the awkward moment when I walk in and find my 8 year old cousin playing video games.....the awkward part is, I walk in to see this chick dressed as a dominatrix who's having a hay day blowing up stuff. I'm like dude....he's 8! If he wants to see sleezy, wanna be strippers....he doesn't need the internet or a bar. All he needs is a game and a console. Sad but true. now imagine walking in and him innocently asking you...hey cuz...why is that person naked? :/ uh...umm...hey aunt Sarah!!!!˜

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Ever had an awkward day? I sure have!

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Submitted by Nicole (not verified) on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 05:27
Hey! i love this script i was just wondering if me and my friends could use it for our drama exam. it's soo funny!
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 02:51
Hey Nicole! and yeah! I'd love for you to use it. (: Have fun! Keep laughng... Skyler <3
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 02:51
Hey Nicole! and yeah! I'd love for you to use it. (: Have fun! Keep laughng... Skyler <3
Submitted by Spencer (not verified) on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 03:21
I was wondering if I can possibly use this monologue for my theatre class?
Submitted by Carly (not verified) on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 10:57
Hey! I really love this monologue, and I was wondering if I could use it for an audition.
Submitted by lizzy (not verified) on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 04:14
Hi! this monologue is hilarious! I was wondering if i could use it for my acting class..... (: thank u
Submitted by Farrah (not verified) on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:32
heyy :) this is hilarious. can i use this for my drama class? thanks :)
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Sat, 07/27/2013 - 03:43
Hey guys! I would love for you to use my monologue! Take it and make the world laugh!! Keep smiling!! Love and rockets, Skyler.
Submitted by Gloria L. (not verified) on Mon, 04/21/2014 - 16:50
Skyler, I would love to use this monologue for the theater workshop class I attend each Thursday from 1-3 in our development. I think it is very very funny and would enjoy acting it out with funny motions and expressions making the people laugh. I love to make people laugh. So may I use this skit for my Thurs class? Gloria ... 4/22 at 12:27 AM
Submitted by Gloria L. (not verified) on Mon, 04/21/2014 - 16:51
Skyler, I would love to use this monologue for the theater workshop class I attend each Thursday from 1-3 in our development. I think it is very very funny and would enjoy acting it out with funny motions and expressions making the people laugh. I love to make people laugh. So may I use this skit for my Thurs class? Gloria ... 4/22 at 12:27 AM

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