Confused Teen

Confused Teen

(1.5m)   by odovewriter
 

Comedy Monologues   (114939 Views 22 Comments)

Both Angie and Harmony are in their early teens. Angie's going through some physical changes, inside and out, and like any other good teenager, can't associate these changes with life's little obstacles. 

Angie: What's going on Harmony? I don't get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so confusing? I mean, what are they doing, spiking the make-up? Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? If I remember correctly, that's about the time everything started getting nutty. Think about it...I'm supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I'm supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I'm NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I'm SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it's great, "brain food." I'm SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I'm NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly. Wow, if I can survive being a confused teenager, I think I can pretty much survive anything! (Change of heart) Let's get out of here, I'm hungry!

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Submitted by Nancy (not verified) on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 07:34
It's a great monologue I like it
Submitted by IPHONE MADNESS (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 01:20
it is a nice monologue !!! :P keep it up
Submitted by jalyn (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:09
I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVED IT I MIGHT EVEN PERFORM THIS AT MY BAK AUDITION
Submitted by mk (not verified) on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 05:55
mm...i understood nothing ...nothing is funny about it! :( BORING!
Submitted by ... (not verified) on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 07:30
It was a bit short...And boring... Not very understandable really...
Submitted by sMILEY (not verified) on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 07:32
I loved it so much, I mean, it's a comedy genius! ;^P
Submitted by TwilightLover4Ever (not verified) on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:02
It's not really funny, but it's good. But I don't really understand it. When somebody reads this comment, please if you know what it means. Please, put a comment here also, so that you can tell me. Thank You.
Submitted by anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 07:01
this script isn't funny it's true but it's not really a script... it had good meaning it was just not well written out... like a philosipher thought of it, but no author wrote this down because it is so here and there and very random... plus who would name a kid Harmony?
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 15:25
it was good i like it
Submitted by Becca (not verified) on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 15:17
haha it started getting a little repetative but it left me laughing so all is good XD
Submitted by Sarah (not verified) on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 09:13
um... it was OK it wasent the best... it was kinda funny but i wasent my fav i might us it
Submitted by Default (not verified) on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:16
Ehh, not that funny
Submitted by erica (not verified) on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:50
that was the most dumbest thing ever
Submitted by Erica (not verified) on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:55
I loved it so much!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to use it for my audition! Thank you to whoever posted it and whoever wrote it! :)
Submitted by Almond (not verified) on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 09:13
I love it!!!! I'm using this for my sooo using this for my audition!!!
Submitted by Sandra (not verified) on Tue, 04/02/2013 - 02:19
Very Very good, I love it and I am a teen Too so ya it is very good from a teen point of view.
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1.5m Comedy Monologues - Confused Teen