A Little Poke at Midgets

A Little Poke at Midgets

(1.5m)   by andleiby
 

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A little poke at midgets........
 
How many of you when you think of "horse racing" think that's a weird kinda already "outta place" type of sport?  I know I think football, baseball, and other things when I think of sports.  And I was thinking the ingenious idea for all the jockey's to be midgets made that sport even a bit more cooky.  And me I have always been fascinated by midgets.  Everytime my fiance asks what I want for x-mas or my birthday I specifically state "I want a midget".  Just to torment when I am having a bad day.  You know occassional bitch slaps without warning.  Make him on a constant mission to reach items that are well over six feet above his head.  You know what I'm saying just to make life more amusing.  I have always wondered "do they have a black market where they sell these fuckers?  Like is there a store called the black market that I don't know about?  Come on what's the secret to owning one?  Anyway, it would have been awesome to be "the fly on the wall" when a bunch of redneck horseracing folks came upon the conclusion "midgets are aerodynamic little bastards".  Who would of thought.  It's kinda creepy when you see a collaboration of midgets.  Like they come from some weird midget planet where they all must be avid equestrians.  So, they took an already awkward sport strapped a bunch of midgets to the back of it and made it totally freakin' weird.  I love you midgets for being so much more aerodynamic than us less fortunates.  Written by David L Leiby

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Submitted by Her Pderp (not verified) on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 13:15
Wow. Using this for an audition tommorow, if you please?
Submitted by Need a Hook David L (not verified) on Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:08
wanted to know if u used it . how it wen. I may be more easily reached at angie20814@yahoo.com please get back to me.
Submitted by Yentl oliver (not verified) on Mon, 05/16/2016 - 01:56
I would love to use this piece for an audition.

1.5m Comedy Monologues - A Little Poke at Midgets