Zues: Okay everyone it?s 2010 and the other gods are passing away so we need all new gods
Random guy 1: Hey listen, I have this buy 1 get 1 free therapy session I want you to take
Zeus: I am not crazy I am Zues
Random Teen: Hey listen big Z I have to be home by 11 so I don?t think this God thing is going to work out for me.
Zeus: Gods get home whenever they feel like so when you are a god you won?t have a curfew
Random Teen: Oh really? That is PIMPIN!(Starts texting someone)
Zeus: You are about to become a god and you are texting? Who could you possibly be texting?
Random teen : I am telling my mom she can go eat a cow pie
Zeus: what the heck is wrong with teens these days?
Random guy : Didn?t you say you were going to make us gods or something?
Zeus: Right, Alright teenager what is your name?
Random teen: It?s cody
Zeus: Cody,C-Man, C-miester, Cod-rod, calamity cody-
Cody: Don?t try to be as gangsta as me homeboy
Zeus: Alright I am going to give you something I think you can handle, something I don?t think you will get carried away with and use to kill every person you hate?? You will be the god of FIRE!
Cody: Oh I am so burning my ex-girlfriend?s house!(Exits)
Random guy 1: What about me?
Zeus: You are the wisest man in the whole world, so I will give you something that fits you perfectly??????. You will be the god of RAKES!!!
Random guy 1: WHAT?!?!?!?! A teenager gets god of fire and I get god of Rakes? How does that fit the wisest man in the world
Zeus: Hey listen, you get what you get and you don?t throw a fit
Random guy 1: That would be a nice explanation if I were FIVE
Zeus: Okay since you are throwing a fit, you are the god of those really old 80?s cell phones nobody uses anymore.
Random guy 1: This isn?t fair-
Zeus: Do you want to get bumped down again?
Random guy 1: What could you possibly bump me down to now?
Zeus: Do you want to be god of the house the leaves get blown into that you have to work 3 hours to get out?
Random guy 1: No I?m fine.(walks away depressed)
Zeus: Alright you have been quite silent
Random Old Man: That?s because I can?t talk much anymore my voice box is getting so old it has cobwebs(Laughs a little and then coughs terribly)
Zeus: Alright you have expierience
Random Old Man: Yes
Zeus: You are a brilliant man
Random Old Man: Yeah
Zeus: So you will be the god of??????????TOILETS!!!
Random Old Man:Toilets?
Zeus: Do you not like it?
Random Old Man: No I do not
Zeus: okay I will change it, how does god of tiolet paper sound?
Random Old Man: I hate it.
Zeus: Okay that?s no problem, then will be god of bathtubs?
Random Old Man: what is with your theme of me being a god of something in the bathroom
Zeus: Okay, okay, I think I see what you?re driving at. You promise you will except what I give you this time?
Random Old Man: I guess as long as it?s not having to do with the bathroom
Zeus: Good then you will be the god of sewer water
Random Old Man: Can?t you change it?
Random Old Man: well that just buckles my belt!
Zeus: Okay that saying is so old I don?t even know what it means. I don?t even think that is a legitamet saying. You probably just made it up right now just to confuse me
Random Old Man: shut up(walks away sobbing)
Zeus: I think we will have gods who care this time around