Zeus and the Gods of Really Silly Things

Zeus and the Gods of Really Silly Things

(3m)   by captainmo
 

Comedy Skits   (35533 Views 6 Comments)

Zues: Okay everyone it?s 2010 and the other gods are passing away so we need all new gods

Random guy  1: Hey listen, I have this buy 1 get 1 free therapy session I want you to take

Zeus: I am not crazy I am Zues

Random Teen: Hey listen big Z I have to be home by 11 so I don?t think this God thing is going to work out for me.

Zeus: Gods get home whenever they feel like so when you are a god you won?t have a curfew

Random Teen: Oh really? That is PIMPIN!(Starts texting someone)

Zeus: You are about to become a god and you are texting? Who could you possibly be texting?

Random teen : I am telling my mom she can go eat a cow pie

Zeus: what the heck is wrong with teens these days?

Random guy : Didn?t you say you were going to make us gods or something?

Zeus: Right, Alright teenager what is your name?

Random teen: It?s cody

Zeus: Cody,C-Man, C-miester, Cod-rod, calamity cody-

Cody: Don?t try to be as gangsta as me homeboy

Zeus: Alright I am going to give you something I think you can handle, something I don?t think you will get carried away with and use to kill every person you hate?? You will be the god of FIRE!

Cody: Oh I am so burning my ex-girlfriend?s house!(Exits)

Random guy 1: What about me?

Zeus: You are the wisest man in the whole world, so I will give you something that fits you perfectly??????. You will be the god of RAKES!!!

Random guy 1: WHAT?!?!?!?! A teenager gets god of fire and I get god of Rakes? How does that fit the wisest man in the world

Zeus: Hey listen, you get what you get and you don?t throw a fit

Random guy 1: That would be a nice explanation if I were FIVE

Zeus:  Okay since you are throwing a fit, you are the god of those really old 80?s cell phones nobody uses anymore.

Random guy 1: This isn?t fair-

Zeus:  Do you want to get bumped down again?

Random guy 1: What could you possibly bump me down to now?

Zeus:  Do you want to be god of the house the leaves get blown into that you have to work 3 hours to get out?

Random guy 1: No I?m fine.(walks away depressed)

Zeus: Alright you have been quite silent

Random Old Man: That?s because I can?t talk much anymore my voice box is getting so old it has cobwebs(Laughs a little and then coughs terribly)

Zeus: Alright you have expierience

Random Old Man: Yes

Zeus: You are a brilliant man

Random Old Man: Yeah

Zeus: So you will be the god of??????????TOILETS!!!

Random Old Man:Toilets?

Zeus: Do you not like it?

Random Old Man: No I do not

Zeus: okay I will change it, how does god of tiolet paper sound?

Random Old Man: I hate it.

Zeus: Okay that?s no problem, then will be god of bathtubs?

Random Old Man: what is with your theme of me being a god of something in the bathroom

 Zeus: Okay, okay, I think I see what you?re driving at. You promise you will except what I give you this time?

Random Old Man: I guess as long as it?s not having to do with the bathroom

Zeus: Good then you will be the god of sewer water

Random Old Man: Can?t you change it?

Zeus: No

Random Old Man: well that just buckles my belt!

Zeus: Okay that saying is so old I don?t even know what it means. I don?t even think that is a legitamet saying. You probably just made it up right now just to confuse me

Random Old Man: shut up(walks away sobbing)

Zeus: I think we will have gods who care this time around

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Author's Message

It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut! Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.

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Submitted by namargarita (not verified) on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 06:41
wow
Submitted by SpiritMage (not verified) on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 13:36
Makes SOOOOO much sense.
Submitted by ThanksABunches (not verified) on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 07:35
Hey, would it be okay for me to use this for a skit show we have on our morning announcements at school? I'll put your name and give you complete credit but before I do so I need your consent.
Submitted by thanks (not verified) on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 07:31
is it ok if i use this for my speech class??
Submitted by captainmo on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 02:39
Yup
Submitted by boom (not verified) on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 11:52
can i make a vid out of this skit? I will give you credits for it.

3m Comedy Skits - Zeus and the Gods of Really Silly Things