*Matt and Gale were talking about the polar ice caps. Or arguing.*
Matt: Most of the melting is caused by people throwing away garbage!
Gale: No, most of it was from so many people and their cars and factories!
Matt: Look, dude. It's definitely the garbage. No doubt about it.
Gale: *You're* the garbage, ya idiot! Smoke rising into the air and ruining the atmosphere is the cause of this!
Matt (looking offended): How dare you call me garbage! I think you're the garbage since all your girlfriends dump you!
*Gage's mouth drops open in shock and his eyes go wide.*
Gage: Says the guy who…um… (mumbles under his breath.)
Matt: What? Speak up please!
Gage: (Mumbles again.)
Gage: (Mumbles and murmurs)
Gage (yells): Says the guy who is perfect all the time!
*A smirk slowly grows on Matt's face.*
Gage (back to normal voice): Are you happy now?
Matt (nodding slowly): Yup. Veeeeerrry happy….