Hostess- Ok everyone we going to have a bit of a Detour.
The Hostess walks up to the chubby man on the plane.
Hostess- Sir we are going to have to move you to seat 3C.
Man- I'm sorry I'm here, my bags are also pretty comfy here.
The Hostess get a guilty look on her face.
Hostess- We need to balance the plane out, can't you see it's rumbling.
*5 Minutes later*
Hostess- Alright everyone, right to the left side, squish up to the window.
On the other side sits the chubby man, only him.
Hostess- Alright now we have balanced the plane out.
Man- Are you kidding me?! I'm not that fat.