The Gangsta Necklace

The Gangsta Necklace

(2m)   by captainmo

Comedy Skits   (46460 Views 11 Comments)

GWN: Guy With Necklace

ByStander: Some dude


GWN: hello

BySTander: what?s that thing around your neck

GWN: I don?t know what you are talking about

BySTander: That stupid thing

GWN: Dude don?t talk about my shirt that way


GWN: Your just plain stupid because(looks at necklace aroung his neck) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BySTander: what was that?

GWN: Dude once this thing gets on me it tranforms me into-(falls on the floor twitching) quick call a doctor!!!!OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!(gets up) FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!

BySTander: Quit it man

GWN: yo man I aint frontin you, this is how I is and how I always will be is. Now ya see I?m representin for my crew and I just want to give a shout-out ti all my brothas in da mid-east and in da hood, and all the brothas that couldn?t be here today. (points hand to the sky) miss ya ma, dad, 2 pack, gram gram, my 17 kids,(points hand to the ground) and Leshana.

BySTander: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

GWN: yo bystanda lay down some mad wicked skizells.

BySTander: my name isn?t BySTander it?s Byron(BY) Semour(S) Tandermen(Tander) and what the heck are you talking about?

GWN: can you rock the wheels of steel? Can ya bless the beat of da mike-

BySTander: Do you want money or something?

GWN: just beat box (BySTander starts to beat box terribly)  michael J?s my guy I?ve been a fan for years and when he died I shed some tears, now just like in thrilla he?s a zombie, now he?s resting in piece THAT?s R I P!!!!!!!!!

BySTander: Look at me I?m rapping you see it?s not so lame, I can be a part of this game, all you gotta do is talk really fast and if you don?t like it you can kiss my- crap I ran out of rhymes

GWN: everyone don?t be a hata it?s okay he?ll get it later, now I?m wrapping up this rap, we?re ending this rhyme b/ut we?ll see you next time.( BySTander takes off the necklace) whoa what just happened where was I

BySTander: it?s okay, this thing isn?t really magic see?(puts on necklace) FLAVA FLAV!!!!!

GWN: that?s really what I?m like

BySTander: yo I?m in da house homeskizzles(GWN takes off the necklace) whoa where did you get this?

GWN: I think i bought it off of(puts on necklace) FlAVA FLAV

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Author's Message

It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you need to do is give proper credit to Morgan Fisher and Jay Gutierrez Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.

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Submitted by adam (not verified) on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 17:53
i really wana do a animation for this bit?? wat do you say???
Submitted by captainmo on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 18:01
Go ahead, have fun
Submitted by alana (not verified) on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 12:20
hi i was wondering if i could use this skiit for a school compition with my friend because i find it hilarious and genieus
Submitted by Morgan (not verified) on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 07:00
we are putting on skits at my school do you mind if i use?
Submitted by captainmo on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 07:07
Go ahead and use it alana and morgan
Submitted by Jessie (not verified) on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:53
Can I use this for a video project at my school?
Submitted by captainmo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:20
Yes you may
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:44
hey i really like this i was wondering if i could use it as a video
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:45
at my school
Submitted by TIC (not verified) on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 20:48
I like most of you skits and ultimately want to do a few of them on video. what do ya say? :)
Submitted by theo (not verified) on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 15:24
Hey me and my friend are auditioning for our high school play and this is the perfect length(not to mention how hilarious it is) would you mind if we used it?

2m Comedy Skits - The Gangsta Necklace