The Efficient Florist

The Efficient Florist

(2.5m)   by Colton Toews
 

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(FLORIST stands behind a checkout counter. FEMALE CUSTOMER approaches them.)

 

FLORIST

Found everything you needed?

 

FEMALE CUSTOMER

Actually I just was wondering, this plant looks very dehydrated but it’s incredibly green still. That can’t be right.

 

FLORIST

Yes, that plant is dead.

 

FEMALE CUSTOMER

Excuse me?

 

FLORIST

Yup, in fact they all are. When they die, I just paint ‘em green! See.

 

(FLORIST pulls out a dead plant and a can of green spray paint from under desk, then coats the plant with it.)

 

FLORIST (CONT’D)

Tada!

 

(MALE CUSTOMER walks up to FLORIST holding a plant.)

 

MALE CUSTOMER

I’d like to buy this please.

 

FLORIST

Sure thing!

 

(FLORIST charges MALE CUSTOMER, MALE CUSTOMER leaves.)

 

FEMALE CUSTOMER

(upset)

You can’t just scam people like that.

 

FLORIST

Sure I can.

 

(OLD LADY walks up to florist holding a plant.)

 

OLD LADY

Your plants are so beautiful! I can’t find more like them anywhere!

 

FLORIST

Thank you, we pride ourselves in it.

 

(FLORIST charges OLD LADY, OLD LADY leaves.)

 

FEMALE CUSTOMER

I want to speak to your boss!

 

FLORIST

(smiling)

Sure thing!

 

(FLORIST disappears behind desk. Spraying sounds are heard. FLORIST reappears holding a beige coloured skeleton.)

 

FEMALE CUSTOMER

That can’t be your boss, it’s just a painted model.

 

FLORIST

Oh it’s my boss, he died years ago!

 

CUT TO BLACK

THE END

 

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
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Comedy sketch about a florist being extra frugal.

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1 Person 2.5m Comedy Skits - The Efficient Florist