DRIVE THRU WINDOW AT WELL KNOWN INTERNATIONAL FAST FOOD OUTLET
CUSTOMER: Can I have a quarter pounder and fries please?
ASSISTANT: Of course sir, but not here. I'm afraid this is for drive thru customers only.
CUSTOMER: No one will know. I won't say a thing.
ASSISTANT: Its company policy. There is nothing I can do.
CUSTOMER: Please, is there any way you can serve me here?
ASSISTANT: Absolutely. You just need a car.
CUSTOMER: My car is just around the corner, It ran out of petrol.
ASSISTANT: I'm sure it did sir, but a drive thru means you have to drive thru.
CUSTOMER: If I push it thru, will you serve me then?
ASSISTANT: Why would you do that when you can just go in the restaurant and get served?
CUSTOMER: I have severe claustrophobia so that's not possible.
ASSISTANT: You drive a car. Hows that possible if you cant be in confined spaces?
CUSTOMER: It's a convertible.
ASSISTANT: Look sir it's a drive thru. If it was a walk thru I would happily serve you, but it's not so I can't.
CUSTOMER: I'm appealing to you. If I go to the bother and effort to get my car and push it thru, will you please serve me?
ASSISTANT: Technically pushing is far removed from driving, but what the hell.
CUSTOMER LEAVES AND RETURNS TWO MINUTES LATER WALKING SLOWLY IN A CROUCHED MANNER WITH HIS TWO ARMS IN FRONT OF HIM
CUSTOMER: Okay I'm back. How much do I owe you?
ASSISTANT: Not wanting to be in any way difficult, but where is your petrol lacking car?
CUSTOMER: Its right here in front of you. You just saw me pushing it.
ASSISTANT: I saw you miming pushing something. Think I'll mime getting you some food.
CUSTOMER: I get this the whole time. Its a stealth car.
ASSISTANT: Go away and stop wasting my time
CUSTOMER: You are discriminating against me because I do not have a run of the mill car.
ASSISTANT: Don't play the victim game with me. I am refusing you because you came to a drive thru with a imaginary invisible car to make a fool of yourself.
CUSTOMER: I'm not lying
ASSISTANT: Okay I believe you. I have always believed you. When you went to fetch your stealthmobile, I prepared for you a stealth quarter pounder. stealth fries with some stealth cola all on the house. With your stealth vision you should not have a problem locating where I left this culinary treat.
CUSTOMER: You are being most unhelpful. I think you are one of life's ultra sceptics.
A CAR HORN CAN BE HEARD APPROACHING GRADUALLY GETTING LOUDER. THE CUSTOMER LOOKS RIGHT AND HIS FACE BECOMES A PICTURE OF FEAR. A VOICE CAN NOW BE HEARD SHOUTING NO BRAKES, NO BRAKES. THE CUSTOMER IS FLATTENED BY ANOTHER MAN IN A SITTING POSITION FLYING THRU THE AIR EIGHTEEN INCHES OF THE GROUND
ASSISTANT: Wow. I did not see that coming.If he's still alive his food is on me..