Startups - The Contract Signing Sketch

Startups - The Contract Signing Sketch

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Tim and Mark is with their clients for the contract signing. EXECUTIVE 1

I really love the pen you?ve designed state of the art. Signaling Ink technology, innovative.

MARK

?I have a pen but it doesn?t write!?

(quoting)

MARK (CONt?d)

No more scenarios like that. People will never be surprised by ink deficiency!

TIM

The F word will never ever be use on the pen writing process.. ?F! I run out of ink.?

EXECUTIVE 2

Great! So here?s the contract we will mass produce your pen for 70/30 , 70% for the two you, 30% for us.

TIM

That?s a great deal.

Mark takes a brown rectangular plastic case from his bag. And place it on the table. He stands up and approaches Tim.

MARK

See, This event is important to us. It will be a history in the making. The pen that change the world.

Mark walks towards Tim, snatches Tim?s pen from his pocket and throws it outside the window.

TIM

What are you doing?

Mark walks towards the clients snatches all of their pens , breaks it and throws it outside the window.

MARK

Out you go! I do the honour to pre-produce the first 5 pens that we will use on this contract signing.

Mark opens the case.

Mark ( Cont?d)

Get one and pass.

Everyone get their pen from the case proceed on signing on the contract.

Executive 1

It doesn?t write.

Executive 2

Yes, mine as well.

Executive 3

Me either, What?s going.

The clients look furiously on the Mark and Tim.

MARK

I?ve tested all of this last night. It?s quite a surprise.

CLIENT 3

No signed contract, no deal.

TIM

F!

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Submitted by bb (not verified) on Sun, 09/20/2015 - 20:06
Grammar wrong!

1.5m Comedy Skits - Startups - The Contract Signing Sketch