slippage warning man song

slippage warning man song

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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he saved me from slipping with his vigilance,

could have sprained my ankle, lost the knee of my pants

he was stood outside a restroom  , just washed by the cleaning crew

hes small and yellow, made in China, probably racist to call him Mister Loo

hes guarding our welfare, right up and down the land

our friend the little yellow slippage warning man

 

spillage in the aisle, and the floor is soiled, a jar of Dolmio came tumbling down

sauce and broken glass, will percolate your ass, have you howling and rolling around

with people in peril, hes there in a whirl, with his brothers by his side

with his unsleeping stare, he says caution beware, watch you don't slip and slide

hes guarding our welfare right up and down the land

our friend the little yellow slippage warning man

 

one day as i was passing, i spied a sad sight

the little man was on his back, things were just not right

if his little plastic mouth, could express some sentiment

it would be letting down the public, and his embarrassment

a slippage warning man should not go down, is probably what he'd say

banish me or melt me down, for it seems I've had my day

saved people from broken bones, and hard to wash out stains

but a slippage guard who falls over, will never work again

i never did see him again, stand outside the jacks

but i always defend him, and give mitigating facts

the last i heard he's hanging round, with run over traffic cones

swapping tales of past glories, at least he's not alone

once he guarded our welfare, right up and down the land

our friend the little yellow slippage warning man

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a tribute to a unsung hero

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1.5m Comedy Skits - slippage warning man song