sean connery has a hairy arse

sean connery has a hairy arse

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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Sean old boy, they called you sexy, even though you're all of eighty three

your presence knocks them dead, they dig your baldy head

but do they know your crack is furry

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

telling the truth, it ain't smooth, there's a whole fucking jungle taken root

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

 

that voice of his gives you all the hot's, but when he drops his pants , you wont like it lots

for he will show you tufts, that would win best of breed at Crufts

will probably ask you to comb out the knots

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

not being deceptive, just accept it, his bum is most follically receptive

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

 

for Sean you all have great desire, that i expect to expire

you'll all be freaking, when you see his arse mohican

oh yes that will soon quench your fire

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

not being petty, when i say its sweaty, got more wildlife than the Serengetti

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

 

i could be wrong, we'll just have to see, maybe he'll wax it up for thee

but i would be all surprised, to see him all agonised

with a red raw hole like a chimpanzee

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

you could pour Immac in his crack, get it smooth like old Kojak

Sean Connery's got a hairy arse

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women who like a man with a hairy chest don't realize it doesn't magically stop there. Mister Connery is old school, so he would not have went down the waxing road

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