Psycho Boy: Mad Men

Psycho Boy: Mad Men

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Mad Man 1:Do you think that we exists?

Mad Man 2:Yes as a matter of fact we do.

Mad Man 1:How do you know that?

Mad Man 2:Because I can see and feel myself and you.

Mad Man 1:So whatever you can't see or feel doesn exist.

Mad Man 2:No it does. I mean I know we exist.

Mad Man 1:Are you sure?

Mad Man 2:Yes. But why are you asking me this?

Mad Man 1:Look when I got up I had this feeling I don't exist.

Mad Man 2:You do then who is this talking to me.

Mad Man 1:I don't know. But I do get it that if I am talking to you then I do exist.

Mad Man 2:But this contradicts what the doctors say?

Mad Man 1:Why?

Mad Man 2:See my mother talks to me but the doctors say she is dead.

Mad Man 1:Yes and I see a unicorn and the doctors say that I am mad.

Mad Man 2:So may be you don't exist.

Mad Man 1:Then that means that even if I don't exist I am able to talk.

Mad Man 2:Yes.

Mad Man 1:And I am able to walk, sleep and do all other things.

Mad Man 2:Yes just like my mother does.

Mad Man 1:So I don't exist and I still am like a person who exists.

Mad Man 2:Me too, I also feel I don't exist.

Mad Man 1:So if we really don't exist, then we are dead.

Mad Man 2:Then where are our bodies?

Mad Man 1:The hospital must have buried them.

Mad Man 2:So what are we?

Mad Man 1:May me souls.

Mad Man 2:So we should be able to pass through these walls.

Mad Man 1:May be this is not earth, this is some place else where the same restrictions as of earth are applied.

Mad Man 2:So you mean to say we are in heaven or hell and yet we are in the mental asylum.

Mad Man 1:Yes.

Mad Man 2:It means that death didn't change anything.

Mad Man 1:Nothing , really.

Mad Man 2:If nothing changed the process should be reversible.

Mad Man 1:You mean to say that we can be alive again

Mad Man 2:Yes.

Mad Man 1:But how?

Mad Man 2:I don't know.

Mad Man 1:May be if we sleep again. We would be alive when we wake up.

Mad Man 2:Or may be we are having a wrong assumption. We might be alive and sleeping might end us beign dead.

Mad Man 1:How do you verify that we are dead?

Mad Man 2:It is easier than verifying that we are alive.

Mad Man 1:How?

Mad Man 2:You can only die once.

Mad Man 1:Right.

Mad Man 2:So we try to kill each other and so if we end up dieing again then we existed.

Mad Man 1:And if we are not able to kill each other then we are already dead.

Mad Man 2:Yes, lets strangle each other.

Mad Man 1:Yes but these barbs dont allow our hands to reach other.

Mad Man 2:Why is there no freedom in mental asylum?

Mad Man 1:Tyrants.

Mad Man 2:People change by love not by force.

Mad Man 1:If they think we exists

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Submitted by oyesannaa_9525 on Fri, 08/11/2017 - 21:21
Hi, was wondering if my friend and I could use your script for a competition. It will be sourced and author's name will be mentioned. Thank you!
Submitted by oyesannaa_9525 on Fri, 08/11/2017 - 21:21
Hi, was wondering if my friend and I could use your script for a competition. It will be sourced and author's name will be mentioned. Thank you!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 08/14/2017 - 19:08
@oyesannaa_9525 Yes please.

4m Comedy Skits - Psycho Boy: Mad Men