Narrator: And now, we look at a person that is enjoying the sun.
Person: IT IS RAINING!
Narrator: In a pool.
Person: I WOULD DROWN!
Narrator: Who lives in New York City
Person: I LIVE IN -INSERT CITY-
Narrator: Listen up you ingrate, you love to swim, you live in New York City.
Person: NO! NO! I DO NOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS! I'M A MIDDLE-AGED -INSERT GENDER- AND I HAVE THREE KIDS!
Narrator: No, you are 21, you are a cheerleader in college, now shut up and play along.
Person: You know what? That is it! I'm freaking 43, I didn't go to college, I barely passed high school, let me live my lonely life in peace!
Narrator: This is what you get when you want to help people.