Husband: You know what happened today?
Husband: Our maid!
Husband: You won't believe even if I say!
Wife: No I would!
Husband: She pinched my bottom
Husband: And said that she loves me and that I should leave you for her and run away with her, with your money!
Wife: I can't believe!
Husband: Even I couldn't, but you know there was a program in which they told that girls in their twenties are so much interested in older guys!
Wife: You mean, men in their forties!
Husband: Yes, she might have found that program inspiring!
Wife: But it doesn't make sense!
Husband: It made sense to her and so she did it.
Wife: What did you say?
Husband: I slapped myself and said that stay away from me!
Wife: Yes, your cheek is red, but why would you do that!
Husband: I wanted to slap her but then you know how much I respect women, so to show her that I didn't like it, I slapped myself!
Husband: You know and I am sure this would happen!
Wife: What more is remaining to happen?
Husband: She will bitch about me, saying I pinched her and proposed to run away with her taking your money and she slapped me. She will tell you reverse!
Husband: Since I told you before, we both must agree that I am telling the truth.
Wife: Yes, it seems so!
Husband: You are so wise! How did she think that I will leave you for her? I must say you are an asset!