Jyotish

Jyotish

(10m)   by bkdesi
 

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Jyotish: Apka Beta Bada Doctor Banega

Baap: Woh Toh Businessman Banna Chahta

Jyotish: Main bhi wahi keh rahan hoon. Dentist nahin surgeon banega , koi bada vyapari banega

Baap: Accha Aur Kya

Jyotish: Aapke Budhape Ka Sahara Banega

Baap: Mujhe Toh Lagta Hain Ki Budhape Ka Kaaran Banega

Jyotish: Arre appke ghar ke liye bhagyashali hain yeh

Baap: Kahan kaa bhagyashaali ,eske paida hote hi meri maa mar gayi

Maa: Bahut Bhagya Shali Hain

Baap: Kya?

Maa: Nahin Matlab , sasu jee ki atma ko shanti mile.

Baap: Aur pandit bol

Jyotish: Yeh Apko Pardes Leke Jayega

Baap: Yeh toh Parlok Leke Jayega

Jyotish: Jajmaan apni commentry dena bandh ki jiye

Baap: Abe sports mein commentry chahiye, politics mein chahiye aur main apne ghar

apne bete ke bhavishya par commentry karu toh tumhe problem hain

Jyotish: Nahin concentration bhang hota hain

Baap: Chal thik se dekh. Mere baap ko kahan tha main bada admi banunga toh

Jyotish: Ek galti toh maaf kar deni chahiye

Baap: Mujhe jabardasti baap ne eskool bheja ,varna mein bada admi bannta tha

Jyotish: Chodiye baatein aur kya poochna hain

Baap: Bacche ke shaadi ka batao

Jyotish: Apka beta abhi sirf 8 saal ka hain kya balvivaah karne ka eraada hain

Baap: Main chahta hoon ki amir ke ghar mein shaadi ho. woh galti naa kare joh maine ki

Maa: Kya Bol Rahein Ho

Baap: Eske Baap Ne Mujhe ek gaadi ka photo dikhya aur bole yeh mujhe tujhe dunga shaadi ke baad

Jyotishi: Phir kya hua

Baap: Unhone shaadi ke baad mujhe woh photo de diya aur yeh khatara biwi meri ho gayee

Maa: Ambassador repair karne wale mechanic ko Mercedes kaun dega.

Baap: Mere Muh Mat Lag. Aur bataiyee panditji bete ki shaadi ka kya

Jyotish: Arre woh toh door ki baat hain , woh kaise batau

Baap: Toh aaj hum khane mein kaunsi dal banaye yeh batane ke liye bulaya tere ko saale.

Jyotish: Dekhiye zabaan sambhalke

Baap: Abhi tu apni dhoti sambhal. Jaldi bata kya merey bete ki shaadi kisi acche raees ghar mein hogi

Jyotish: Haan Hogi

Baap: Good

Baap: Naam thik hain bete ka , yaa badal do

Jyotisi: JaiVeeru Naam Thoda Ajeeb Nahin Lagta

Baap: Kyu mujhe sholay pasand hain

Jyotish: Par jai aur veeru to do the na, ek ka naam jaiveeru.

Baap: Dekho humane socha tha ki dossra beta hoga uska naam ramlakhan rakhenge. par hua nahin , beti hui esliye uska naam humne

seetageeta rakha

Jyotish: Naam thik hain. Apne ne rakha hain toh kuch soch kar hi rakha hoga.

Baap: Chal bahut tarif ki meri. Age bol.

Jyotish: Ratnon ki angoothi pehne ga toh aur age badega

Baap: Accha tu dega

Jyotish: Haan

Baap: Fukat

Jyotish: Nahin kuch paise lagenge

Baap: Nahin chahiye fir.

Jyotish: Apko discount dunga, do ko refer karenge toh apko free dunga

Baap: Yeh hui naa baat , tu mere saath chal , mein colony mein se darpok logonko milata hoon. Koi toh kharid hi lega. Mera commision alag ok.

Jyotish: Okk

Baap: Chay Lega

Jyotish: Coffee

Baap: Nahin Hain. Ok Bye , phir milte hain.

Jyotish: meri fees

Baap: Commision mein se kaat lena

Jyotish: Kya , aap bhi

Baap: Saala kaisa jyotish hain tereko pata toh hoga ki tujhe fee nahin milegi aur tune fir bhi jyotish bataya. esme meri kya galti.

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