Jyotish: Apka Beta Bada Doctor Banega
Baap: Woh Toh Businessman Banna Chahta
Jyotish: Main bhi wahi keh rahan hoon. Dentist nahin surgeon banega , koi bada vyapari banega
Baap: Accha Aur Kya
Jyotish: Aapke Budhape Ka Sahara Banega
Baap: Mujhe Toh Lagta Hain Ki Budhape Ka Kaaran Banega
Jyotish: Arre appke ghar ke liye bhagyashali hain yeh
Baap: Kahan kaa bhagyashaali ,eske paida hote hi meri maa mar gayi
Maa: Bahut Bhagya Shali Hain
Baap: Kya?
Maa: Nahin Matlab , sasu jee ki atma ko shanti mile.
Baap: Aur pandit bol
Jyotish: Yeh Apko Pardes Leke Jayega
Baap: Yeh toh Parlok Leke Jayega
Jyotish: Jajmaan apni commentry dena bandh ki jiye
Baap: Abe sports mein commentry chahiye, politics mein chahiye aur main apne ghar
apne bete ke bhavishya par commentry karu toh tumhe problem hain
Jyotish: Nahin concentration bhang hota hain
Baap: Chal thik se dekh. Mere baap ko kahan tha main bada admi banunga toh
Jyotish: Ek galti toh maaf kar deni chahiye
Baap: Mujhe jabardasti baap ne eskool bheja ,varna mein bada admi bannta tha
Jyotish: Chodiye baatein aur kya poochna hain
Baap: Bacche ke shaadi ka batao
Jyotish: Apka beta abhi sirf 8 saal ka hain kya balvivaah karne ka eraada hain
Baap: Main chahta hoon ki amir ke ghar mein shaadi ho. woh galti naa kare joh maine ki
Maa: Kya Bol Rahein Ho
Baap: Eske Baap Ne Mujhe ek gaadi ka photo dikhya aur bole yeh mujhe tujhe dunga shaadi ke baad
Jyotishi: Phir kya hua
Baap: Unhone shaadi ke baad mujhe woh photo de diya aur yeh khatara biwi meri ho gayee
Maa: Ambassador repair karne wale mechanic ko Mercedes kaun dega.
Baap: Mere Muh Mat Lag. Aur bataiyee panditji bete ki shaadi ka kya
Jyotish: Arre woh toh door ki baat hain , woh kaise batau
Baap: Toh aaj hum khane mein kaunsi dal banaye yeh batane ke liye bulaya tere ko saale.
Jyotish: Dekhiye zabaan sambhalke
Baap: Abhi tu apni dhoti sambhal. Jaldi bata kya merey bete ki shaadi kisi acche raees ghar mein hogi
Jyotish: Haan Hogi
Baap: Good
Baap: Naam thik hain bete ka , yaa badal do
Jyotisi: JaiVeeru Naam Thoda Ajeeb Nahin Lagta
Baap: Kyu mujhe sholay pasand hain
Jyotish: Par jai aur veeru to do the na, ek ka naam jaiveeru.
Baap: Dekho humane socha tha ki dossra beta hoga uska naam ramlakhan rakhenge. par hua nahin , beti hui esliye uska naam humne
seetageeta rakha
Jyotish: Naam thik hain. Apne ne rakha hain toh kuch soch kar hi rakha hoga.
Baap: Chal bahut tarif ki meri. Age bol.
Jyotish: Ratnon ki angoothi pehne ga toh aur age badega
Baap: Accha tu dega
Jyotish: Haan
Baap: Fukat
Jyotish: Nahin kuch paise lagenge
Baap: Nahin chahiye fir.
Jyotish: Apko discount dunga, do ko refer karenge toh apko free dunga
Baap: Yeh hui naa baat , tu mere saath chal , mein colony mein se darpok logonko milata hoon. Koi toh kharid hi lega. Mera commision alag ok.
Jyotish: Okk
Baap: Chay Lega
Jyotish: Coffee
Baap: Nahin Hain. Ok Bye , phir milte hain.
Jyotish: meri fees
Baap: Commision mein se kaat lena
Jyotish: Kya , aap bhi
Baap: Saala kaisa jyotish hain tereko pata toh hoga ki tujhe fee nahin milegi aur tune fir bhi jyotish bataya. esme meri kya galti.
