Halloween Pumpkins

Halloween Pumpkins

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Two Halloween Pumpkins who are husband and wife are having this conversation:

Wife Pumpkin: They mutilated us!

Husband Pumpkin: Yes, now I have a mouth, nose and eyes

Wife Pumpkin: Me too!

Husband Pumpkin: Do I look ugly!

Wife Pumpkin: But good, you are finally speaking and I don't have to read your mind any longer.

Husband Pumpkin: And you seem to have lost some weight there!

Wife Pumpkin: You are complimenting me! Thanks! But I don?t like losing weight through surgery! Going to gym is always better!

Husband Pumpkin: But now I have 2 mouths to feed and no hands or legs to earn livelihood!

Wife Pumpkin: What would happen of us?

Husband Pumpkin: The joke is that the people who did this too call us evil and run away!

Wife Pumpkin: Honestly I feel empty inside. I feel like my soul has left me!

Husband Pumpkin: I don't know why kids are given knives to cut the innards of a living being.˜

Wife Pumpkin: Yes and then they wonder why society has so many psychopaths!

Husband Pumpkin: I don't still get it; all the houses today have electricity, they why do you require a lantern!

Wife Pumpkin: And if a lantern is required, why don't you buy one or borrow it? Why do you want to convert a pumpkin in to a lantern and scare people?

Husband Pumpkin: I wish that they had carved some teeth and I have bitten the children going for 'Trick or Treat'

Wife Pumpkin: I wish we would have grown underground like potatoes

Husband Pumpkin: Look at that thing called, pumpkin pie! Look there! It's a strange pumpkin, smells like us but it looks like some car went over him!

Wife Pumpkin: Car accidents! Drunken driving! And then they blame these deaths on ghosts and celebrate that by killing more pumpkins on Halloween!

Husband Pumpkin: I feel lost!

Wife Pumpkin: Don't worry! There is always light at the end of the tunnel! Look in to my mouth and you will see it!

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Submitted by J.C (not verified) on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 22:29
soooo funny!!! can i use this for a project?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:17
@J.C Yes please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by lucy (not verified) on Wed, 03/19/2014 - 06:22
hilarious!!! i love this!!! ha ha tee hee
Submitted by EPICGIRL123 (not verified) on Wed, 03/19/2014 - 06:24
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood stuff.i like it.
Submitted by Emily (not verified) on Tue, 05/20/2014 - 20:49
Hi. It is so funny. Can I use it for English competition in school in Poland?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/21/2014 - 22:42
@Emily .. Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by awsome (not verified) on Tue, 07/15/2014 - 17:29
can I use this for my public speaking?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 07/16/2014 - 07:09
@awsome please do
Submitted by kmoore.rhs@cato... on Mon, 09/21/2015 - 02:12
May I use this for a variety show that is coming up this fall for my high school musical theater class?
Submitted by sarah iype (not verified) on Fri, 08/19/2016 - 01:15
it is so funny . keep writing

2m Comedy Skits - Halloween Pumpkins