Boyfriend: I have a present for you. Guess it.
Boyfriend: How do you know?
Girlfriend: I just knew!! Something told me it is an IPOD.
Boyfriend: But you don't seem to be happy.
Girlfriend: Yes and whom did you meet in the mall.
Boyfriend: No one.
Girlfriend: Are you sure?
Boyfriend: Yes I bumped in to my old girlfriend Stella.
Girlfriend: So why didn't you tell me before. I am not going to hurt you. Why do you hide things from me?
Boyfriend: I guessed you would already know. Psychic!
Girlfriend: Don't think of giving me a kiss and making me change the topic now.
Boyfriend:Now you read my thoughts too.
Girlfriend: Yes, I always have been reading your thoughts. Since the day you saw me at the bar and offered to buy a drink for me. I knew what you have been thinking.
Boyfriend: So what next?
Girlfriend: Tell her to drive safely, next time.
Girlfriend: Check who is calling you.
Boyfriend: God it was on silent. How did you know? Fuck!! It is Stella.
Girlfriend: Go Ahead , she must be in some distress. May be some soccer mom hit her.
(Boyfriend lifts the phone)
Stella: You won't believe a soccer mom hit me when I was parked.
Boyfriend: Ok!! Are you Okk!
Girlfriend: She is fine. Only her knee is hurting
Stella: I am fine. Only my knee is hurting.
Boyfriend: Ok. Good, I will call you later.
(Boyfriend hangs the phone)
Boyfriend: You know what? I am fed up with you.
Boyfriend: You know everything , what is in past and what is in future. I will bet on my favorite team or we will bet on some number in casino and may be I will stay. But you are just suffocating you.
Girlfriend: You think I have control over it. I just know what I know.
Boyfriend: Okk! I am calling it off.
Girlfriend: I told you the first time we meet that I work for 'Psychic Hotline'
Boyfriend: I didn't believe that thing works.
Girlfriend: So it is a problem with your belief system. Why are you blaming me?
Boyfriend: Break Up!!
Girlfriend: Okk! I understand. Just drive safely.
Boyfriend: Wait what does that mean?
Girlfriend:Nothing , now that we are broken up , why should I explain what it means.
Boyfriend:Please don't stress me.
Girlfriend:You see future is not set. We can sometimes alter it and more so by hasty and immature decisions.
Boyfriend:You are threatening me.
Girlfriend: I just want to keep you safe and you are safe with me.
Boyfriend: So if I leave you, you will kill me in an accident.
Girlfriend: Of Course Not!! Why would I want anything to happen to you?
Boyfriend: Then I am going.
Girlfriend: Just be sure to wear the seat belt.
Boyfriend: No , just stop. I can't take it any more.
Girlfriend: What? I am just telling you take care of yourself.
Boyfriend: Tell me please will a car hit me if I leave you.
Girlfriend: Do you wish so?
Girlfriend: Then it won't happen. Believe in yourself.
Boyfriend: Ok! I am going. Don't say anything till I go.
Girlfriend: Honey!! I wanted to tell you something.
Girlfriend: I told you that I have no exes.
Girlfriend: That meant that I have no Exes alive.
Boyfriend: What does that mean? You have some curse on you.
Girlfriend: I don't know. All but one them died in car accident.
Boyfriend:What about the one?
Girlfriend: He was a truck driver and he died in truck accident. Another truck hit him.
Girlfriend: So you need to marry me.
Boyfriend: No way. I can't.
Girlfriend: You don't seem to have a choice.
Boyfriend: Wait, did they dump you or you dumped them.
Girlfriend: They dumped me.
Boyfriend: Why don't you dump me? May be I will be alive.
Girlfriend: I love you. I am not going to break off.
Boyfriend: Is there any way you can break off!! Please.
Girlfriend: Yes but that won't be free.
Boyfriend: What do you want?
Girlfriend: Your car and fifty grands.
Boyfriend: So it is all about money.
Girlfriend: No. Money can't get you love but if love can get you money. Then what's wrong with that?