Ghosts

Ghosts

(5m)   by ballekumar
 

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Ghost 1: Dead Morning!!!

Ghost 2: A very Dead Morning to you!! My Friend.

Ghost 1: Did you catch any sleep last night? You were turning in your grave.

Ghost 2: No, you are right. I couldn't sleep.  I had a nightmare.

Ghost 1: Funny !! A ghost having nightmares. Again the same one I bet!!

Ghost 2: Yes , that they are going to build an apartment over this cemetery. Where will we all go? We all will be homeless.

Ghost 1: Graveless!! Is the right term my friend!

Ghost 2: Yes.

Ghost 1: Nothing of this sort is going to happen. You know those young chaps!!

Ghost 2: Yes, I am bumping in to lot of them.

Ghost 1: Yes the same one , a lot of them told us stories of Afghanistan and Iraq! I said to them that I have been in wild and I  never heard of such wild animals. They must be some sort of dangerous animal I say who killed so many. Why don't the parents or the government stop these kids from going in the wild then?

Ghost 2: Yes what about them !!

Ghost 1: They told me that this cemetry is a special one in memory of those kids and won't be destroyed to build an apartment.

Ghost 2: By the current cost of living it is better to be dead than alive.

Ghost 1: At least we don't have to pay rent for this grave.

Ghost 2: How did you land up here?

Ghost 1: I died!!

Ghost 2: That I guessed!! How did you die?

Ghost 1: Drunken driving.

Ghost 2: What?

Ghost 1: The young woman gave this new jazzy term to me "Drunken Driving". She also died by that. Actually my horses were drunk and they kept on running fast. We were about to fall a precipice when I cried "Halt". The horses stopped suddenly and I was thrown down the cliff.

Ghost 2: Yes I used to think these cars are safer than horses but recently I am seeing a lot of young visitors due to drunken driving.

Ghost 1: Just don't give the car alcohol even if he is asking for it. Alcohol never does any good to anyone. How did you land up here?

Ghost 2: It was a grave error on my part. Edison invented the bulb and I to impress my girlfriend took the bulb out and put my finger in the socket. I thought I would light up.

Ghost 1: Then?

Ghost 2: Next minute I was standing before Saint Peters. He said that God is reconstructing heavens since God knows how much time and that there is a big line. I saw Christ, Buddha and Washington in the line. I asked him where should I go. He said either go to hell where the politicians and the lawyers rule and strike a deal with them or return back to earth.

Ghost 1: Me too , I was offered the same choice.

Ghost 2: Then I thought at least on earth the politicians and lawyers die but in hell they will live forever , so I chose to come to earth.

Ghost 1: I came back to earth to visit my fiancé but she had married my gardener. So I returned to this grave.

Ghost 2: I tried to communicate to my family members. They thought it is the house cat moving things. I wrote a letter to them and they burned the house cat,thinking she is a witch. So I finally came to this grave.

Ghost 1: Oh! so that cat living in the grave with you. Is that the one? Can she catch some mice , they eat my body at night.

Ghost2: She couldn't catch mice when she was alive. I don't think you can teach dead cat new tricks.

Ghost1: No one visits us!!

Ghost 2: We have being dead for more than a hundred years. The world has forgotten us. Only that stray dog pees over our grave and marks us as his own.

Ghost 1: We should try haunting again and the world will take notice of us.

Ghost 2: No!! You remember the last time we tried to haunt a place for fun.

Ghost 1: Ohh damn!! the woman herself was a witch and trapped you and me in her purse.

Ghost 2: God!! If it was not for the spell that went wrong we would have been still in the purse.

Ghost 1: What happened to her?

Ghost 2: She lost all her powers but due to looks and voice she got the job of a teacher in an elementary school.

Ghost 1: Boy that woman can discipline kids!!

Ghost 2: What should we do for the day?

Ghost 1: Lets go for movies.

Ghost 2: There would be people in those theaters. They will soon close it if we go there , like they did for the last one we went.

Ghost 1:  The last one I told you not to clean up after people throw the popcorn or sodas. Who wouldn't shout if they see popcorn and soda being carried in the air by NO ONE. We never could do one thing right when we were living , how do you think we would be able to do anything right after dying.Anyways, with the kind of movies releasing the theaters today the theaters would be empty. Lets go.

Ghost 2: OK! Let's go.

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Submitted by andrea (not verified) on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 13:00
hey, that was funny.
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 15:06
@andrea Thanks.
Submitted by Praveer (not verified) on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 19:33
very good script thanks a lot it helped me a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 01:28
@praveer. Thanks and welcome.
Submitted by Antonija (not verified) on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 13:36
love it,it s funny and real..Thanks for sharing..:)
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:09
@Antonija Thanks.
Submitted by Kumar (not verified) on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 02:22
lol ... nice and funny
Submitted by shilzz (not verified) on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 03:14
very nice and funny
Submitted by maddi thomas (not verified) on Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:06
hey, my friend and i love this script and would like your permission to use use it for our scene for region and state drama. we perform at region on Tuesday April 9th. if you could please email me at thomas_maddi@yahoo.com as soon as possible thanks.
Submitted by pandelis (not verified) on Sat, 04/13/2013 - 01:27
I love it.I need it to take it for video.I have your prommision?Please answer me as far as you can at pandelis92@hotmail.com
Submitted by none of ur concern (not verified) on Sat, 12/07/2013 - 19:51
excuse me but can i please use this script for my acting finals please accept my request before the 13 of december please its urgent
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 12/08/2013 - 02:02
@none of ur concern Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by none of ur concern (not verified) on Thu, 01/02/2014 - 02:24
thank you very much Balle Kumar
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/15/2014 - 11:14
hey, just wanna ask if I could use ur script for a music project, ps its pretty awesome
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 01/15/2014 - 12:30
@legohero Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Anonymous_98 (not verified) on Wed, 04/02/2014 - 01:12
Hi there. I found that this is a good script and I would like to ask a permission from you so that my friends and I can use this script for our oral test.
Submitted by fireclaw on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 03:50
can i use your script this is awesome and I want to use this script for my debate class please it is awesome
Submitted by walt (not verified) on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 10:59
may i please use this skit for my debate class cause this is so funny.
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 22:50
@walt yes please
Submitted by Sam (not verified) on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 07:06
Could we use this script for our Drama & Debate class? It's really funny and we like it. @Balle Kumar
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 10:00
@Sam Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by hi (not verified) on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:18
may I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:21
@hi please feel free
Submitted by lf66 on Wed, 12/10/2014 - 15:15
Hello Balle, my partner and I would like to perform this for our scene in class!:) Thanks!
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 12/11/2014 - 01:46
@lf66 Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Ari (not verified) on Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:02
can I use it??
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:11
@Ari Yes please.
Submitted by Judy Frank (not verified) on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 06:20
I belong to a retirement community group that presents skits for our monthly birthday party entertainment. We are working on finding ghost skits for October and I found yours. I really like it. May we have permission to use your skit in part or in entirety? Thank you!
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 06:28
@Judy Frank Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

5m Comedy Skits - Ghosts