Prisoner: I can see you all, this blindfold is transparent!
Head of Firing Squad: Get him another blindfold!
(A new blindfold is tied)
Head Of Firing Squad: Is it OK now!
Prisoner: If I like bend my head back then I can see you throw the slit. They have to make it tight!
(The blindfold is made tight)
Head of Firing Squad: Is it OK now!
Prisoner: It's too tight around my eyes, I can't breathe! Can you remove it?
(The blindfold is removed)
Head of Firing Squad: Is it OK now!
Prisoner: The sun is shining on my eyes. I can't see anyone! Can I get a cap? Gosh! you should shoot people at night, its easy for them and you!
(A cap is given to the prisoner)
Prisoner: Well , now I can see you all. Good Morning! Those two soldiers have not tied their shoelace.
Head of Firing Squad: Soldiers , we need discipline. Make sure your uniforms are proper. Tie your lace!
Prisoner: Now everything looks good. But I am feeling nervous seeing all these people pointing their guns at me!
Head of Firing Squad: Do you want to be blindfolded?
Prisoner: No , I think I will face the wall. Then I think I don't need this cap. But then people will think that I was peeing against the wall and someone shot me! Its OK, I guess!
(The prisoner turns to the wall)
Head of Firing Squad: OK! We are ready!
Prisoner: But then people will think I am a coward! I think I will face sideways and try not to look towards the soldiers!
(The prisoners stands sideways)
Head of Firing Squad: As you wish!
Soldiers: He is standing between our guns, we will miss him if we shoot!
Head of Firing Squad: Move closer!
Soldiers: We don't want to touch each other! Thats gross!
Head of Firing Squad: Can you move a little to the left? That way we can hit you for sure!
Prisoners: Your left or mine!
Head of Firing Squad: My left, you're right!
Prisoner: How much?
Head of Firing Squad: Just one step more towards the right and you are all set!
Prisoner(moves one step right): Is this good?
Head of Firing Squad: This is just perfect. Thanks a lot for your cooperation. This is our first execution and we are trying to make it right.
Prisoner: This is the first time that I am also getting executed. Make sure everything looks good. I wish I could see it!
Head of Firing Squad: We are going to record it but you won't be around to see it. Sad!
Prisoner: Yes, that is so sad. Imagine I can't see how I got executed! I could have given some tips to you if I would have been alive after execution!
Head of Firing Squad: How kind of you Sir? Any last desire!
Prisoner: I also want to be a part of your firing squad!
Head of Firing Squad: You are! You are the first person this squad is going to execute! You will always be a part of our lives. We will never forget you!
Prisoner: But you all won't be a part of my life, as I will be dead! Is that fair?
Soldiers: Not fair! Not fair!
Soldiers: Release him! Release him!
Head of Firing Squad: Boys! You know I can do anything that you ask for! But someone has to die today or else we will be questioned!
One soldier: We can find someone else! Why should this chap die? Anyway what did he do?
Head of Firing Squad: He shot his neighbour!
Prisoner: He was playing loud music!
One soldier: Yes , sometimes it happens. The real problem is the gun law! We should not allow citizens to carry weapons!
Prisoner: Even I said so, you allow me to have a gun and when I use it for the reasons I consider valid, you punish me! That doesn't work!
Soldiers: Release him!
Head of Firing Squad: OK! One of you find someone quickly! Tell the prisoners that there is pizza in the firing squad area and whoever comes in first , we will shoot him!
One soldier: Sounds like a good plan!
Head of Firing Squad: OK! You are free. You can join our firing squad! Now you can shoot anyone you want and government will pay you for it!
Prisoner: Thank you Sir! You know I see graffiti on the wall, something is written against you all .. let me tell you ..