Doctors and Kidney

Doctors and Kidney

(5m)   by ballekumar
 

Comedy Skits   (139679 Views 51 Comments)

In the operation theater two doctors are discussing over a seemingly unconscious patient ..

Doctor1: This looks good place to cut. The meat is soft and tender here.

Doctor2: Cut it a little higher , he will then stay longer in hospital.

Doctor1: Yes you are right doctor, you have the business thing inside you. Shortest path is for engineers we have the longest path algorithm to solve the problem. No wonder engineers get paid so less.

Doctor2: My dad wanted me to become a business man and I wanted to become a doctor. So we had a deal and hence on becoming a doctor I opened this hospital.

Doctor1: Wow! I mean wow!!

Patient: Excuse me!!

Doctor1: What ! You are awake?

Doctor2: Count till 10 and you will fall sleep. You can even count sheep , we won't tell anyone. Anaesthesia will work.

Patient: They have not injected me yet.

Doctor1: Ohh Okk!! Let me call the anaesthetic

Doctor2: Sir , you are great , you are going to donate your kidney today.

Patient: What? No. I have come to remove appendix.

Doctor1: Ohh Okk! Nice joke. You got me. Appendix!! He He (Quietly looks at the report) . Yes appendix. Lie down.

(Doctor1 takes the other doctor to a corner)

Doctor1: He came for appendix and we were going to remove his kidney

Doctor2: Ohh I thought it is bone marrow donation.

Doctor1: What? You missed it by a distance. At least kidney is near.

Doctor2: Now what should we do. We both don't know how to remove appendix.

Doctor1: He will sue us if we don't remove his appendix.

Doctor2: Okk we will try.

Doctor1: You know what it looks like.

Doctor2: Lets google. You meanwhile put him to sleep.

Doctor1: How, by singing a lullaby? The Anaesthetic is on leave.

Doctor2: I think he looking for jobs. We have not paid him like for ever.

Doctor1: He expects to get paid as if he is a real one.

Doctor2: Ok I will put him to sleep by popping sleeping pills.

(They both start to operate)

Doctor1: What about the other person whom we promised a kidney?

Doctor2: Ohh yes , he will screw us!!

Doctor1: Lets remove this guy's kidney also. I don't think he will notice.

Doctor2: Yes he looks healthy. Doesn't drink or smoke so I think he would be fine.

Doctor1: Yes. I also think so.

Doctor2: So kidney it is!!

Doctor1: Yes and also the appendix.

Doctor2: I almost forgot!!

(They operate and on the day of discharge)

Patient: Thank you.

Doctor1: We should say thank you to you.

Patient: Why?

Doctor2: Ohh you were so calm , sleeping like an angel while we operating.

Doctor1: Yes

Patient: Thanks for the free breakfast every day.

Doctor2: Ohh !! Don't mention it. We owe you something.

Patient: What?

Doctor1: Ohh Doctor is kidding again. Of course the payment for the stay.

Patient: Ohh yes!! Doctor I feel lighter for some reason.

Doctor2: Of course we have removed your appendix.

Patient: But I feel much lighter than that.

Doctor1: You will much lighter when you pay our charge.

Patient: Haha. You people are funny , I was so scared when you talked about removing my kidney that day.

Doctor2: Oh !! We were just joking. You really thought that we will take your kidney and give it to the person in the next room.

Patient: You know the other patient was also playing a prank on me, saying we are 'Kidney brothers'. I turned the joke on him by accepting that it is my kidney that he has and he needs to pay me royalty whenever he uses the restroom. I mean I don't even know you , I would not even offer you a smoked cigarette , why would I give you my only healthy kidney. What a fool?

Doctor1: Ohh!! So you had only one kidney?

Patient: Yes , the other one works intermittently.

Doctor: Oh!! Ok ! Nice meeting you. Nurse, take him out please. Next!!

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Submitted by esha (not verified) on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:25
it is good but too long
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 01:19
@esha , thanks for your honest comment.
Submitted by Devaraj (not verified) on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 05:26
In fact I liked it...though its long it depends upon presenters, actors who can fix it in way to make comedy....puchnes and right time delivery of dialog
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 07:47
@Devaraj, Thanks for reading the long script and taking time to write the encouraging comment. Much thanks.
Submitted by Di (not verified) on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 06:48
Can I use this?
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 07:00
@Di, yes please , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe". Thanks.
Submitted by ameleonette (not verified) on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 03:26
nice script really liked it. probably will use it and credit it to you
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 04:59
@ameleonette thanks.
Submitted by Kee Hiang (not verified) on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 20:10
Can i use this, it's urgent and this script is too good!
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 23:35
@Kee Hiang yes please , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe". Thanks.
Submitted by parth bansal (not verified) on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:22
can u plz tell me name of 1 play which has more characters plz
Submitted by Jaynee kumar (not verified) on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 23:12
sir this script is very good.akhir kaar hmm hindustaniyon main hasin mazak koot-koot ke batha hua hai.
Submitted by ballekumar on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 08:17
@Jaynee Bhai Mere , dhanyavaad, jai hind!!
Submitted by Jean McMeel (not verified) on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:38
I really like it! Do you mind if i use this script at the Probus christmas breakup?
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:51
@Jean, thanks for your appreciation,yes please use it , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe".
Submitted by Ajay Suresh (not verified) on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:58
Awesome ....gud
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 13:50
@Ajay Suresh Thanks.
Submitted by shraddha (not verified) on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 23:44
We are going to perform this. Thank you so much for this.
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 07:47
@shraddha thanks. please give credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe Ebooks" if possible.
Submitted by Newman (not verified) on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 09:01
Wow these plays are soo funny lol haha perfect for a show night.
Submitted by shoba sanal (not verified) on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 19:30
It's so...............true!!! Perfect for time and date.
Submitted by Dinesh Kurup, N... (not verified) on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 16:24
Pape ji thanks a lot for your witty script. our colony children presented a skit on this and were well appreciated by the audience.Once again congrats! and ofcourse thanks too.
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 02:27
@newman Thanks @shoba Thanks @Dinesh Thanks and appreciate your feedback
Submitted by jack gorg (not verified) on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 18:00
waw!! its great
Submitted by jason (not verified) on Sun, 06/02/2013 - 10:20
Can I use this in my school? it is awesome!!
Submitted by ballekumar on Mon, 06/03/2013 - 01:57
@jason. Please feel free to use the script. Thanks.
Submitted by k.dhinesh (not verified) on Mon, 07/08/2013 - 21:56
it might have been 6-7 characters
Submitted by Vivian (not verified) on Tue, 08/13/2013 - 19:37
OMFG SOS CAN I USE IT??!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/14/2013 - 00:40
@Vivian Thanks. You can use any of my scripts.
Submitted by dillu84k on Tue, 09/10/2013 - 05:02
Hello Kumar, your script is hilarious. Can I use it. Also, please leave a personal message if you want to work together with me. We can do wonders. Great stuff anyways. Dileep
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 09/10/2013 - 08:00
@DK. You can use any of my scripts. Thanks. I will contact you later.
Submitted by dillu84k on Tue, 09/17/2013 - 06:51
Sure, anytime. Thanks Balle Kumar
Submitted by looi (not verified) on Thu, 11/28/2013 - 01:05
this is great! Do you mind if i use this script for my assignment?
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 11/28/2013 - 04:03
@looi Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Sadiq abbas (not verified) on Sat, 12/07/2013 - 05:11
HI !!Balle Kumar's Universe ,, this script is very nice ... can i use it on youtube ,, we will give credit to you ,,,, and can u suggest me some more 3-5 minutes punches and suspense comedy ??? hoping your Early response !!
Submitted by ballekumar on Sat, 12/07/2013 - 14:47
@Sadiq Abbas You can use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Yendys (not verified) on Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:45
Hey may I use this for a forensics selection?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 12/28/2013 - 12:09
@Yendys Yes please.
Submitted by tony (not verified) on Tue, 07/15/2014 - 08:30
can I use your script?
Submitted by ballekumar on Tue, 07/15/2014 - 23:25
@tony yes please
Submitted by Joanhs on Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:03
This made me laugh, I live in a country where you have free hospitals, but Private Hospitals is getting more and more attention. Can I use this in a show, If I credit you "Balle Kumar's Universe"
Submitted by rashidawrites on Thu, 10/02/2014 - 12:58
May I use this in a highschool production? Also, may I add some dialogue between the two patients? I want to stretch this to 5 actors. 3 docs, and two patients. Is this okay?
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 10/03/2014 - 03:41
@rashidawrites please feel free to use and modify any of my scripts.
Submitted by jeshy sardon (not verified) on Thu, 11/27/2014 - 15:40
hi... Mr Balle Kumar..I like your skit script and I will ask permission in you to use your script...im very much thankful if you agree my favor....
Submitted by jeshy sardon (not verified) on Thu, 11/27/2014 - 15:40
hi... Mr Balle Kumar..I like your skit script and I will ask permission in you to use your script...im very much thankful if you agree my favor....
Submitted by KJergenson (not verified) on Mon, 01/19/2015 - 04:47
May I please use the script? Well written and funny :-)
Submitted by Tulsi (not verified) on Fri, 10/23/2015 - 10:27
Sir The script is good, can I use it for a play at school please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 10/31/2015 - 03:38
@All PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE ANY OF MY SKITS. ALL HAVE MY PERMISSION.
Submitted by Titash roy (not verified) on Mon, 12/14/2015 - 21:32
hilarious play!!!!!can i use this script for my inter house play???
Submitted by Valio150 (not verified) on Tue, 05/03/2016 - 23:40
Hello Kumar, I like your scripts, can I use it for comedy script writting as guidelines? Thanks
Submitted by varalakshmi (not verified) on Wed, 09/21/2016 - 20:02
.Script is good .May I use this play for my students

5m Comedy Skits - Doctors and Kidney