A SHORT COMEDY SKETCH ON HOW I THINK CHILD CELEBRITIES SHOULD REALLY ACT
It’s the Graham Norton Show and he is about to introduce Justin Bieber
Chat Show Host: Well now let’s welcome a young pop sensation who has blasted through the charts, on to the sofa. The one the only Justin Bieber
(Walks in with hands behind his back)
Hello sir, thank you very much for having me
Chat Show Host: Well aren’t you doing well for yourself.
Justin Bieber: Thank you very much Mr Norton. It’s all thanks to my managers and public image teams
Chat Show Host: Oh very humble too.
Justin Bieber: Yes sir, my mum taught me good manners.
Chat show Host: So Justin I have heard you have found love with Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber: Sorry to correct you sir but as a 16 yrs. old I don’t really know what I want in a woman so Selena Gomez isn’t my love.
Chat Show Host: So the relationship isn’t serious
Justin Bieber: No Sir, all we do is share a Happy Meal at the local McDonalds once in a while.
Chat Show Host: Are you a gentleman and pay for her?
No I don’t share my pocket money with anybody
Justin Bieber: Please Mr Norton can I perform my song now
Chat show Host: Oh yes of course
After his performance
Justin Bieber walks back to his seat with his hands together in front of him.
Justin Bieber: Thank you for letting me perform.
Chat Show Host: Would you like to go home now Justin?
(With childish glee)