Beef

Beef

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (68120 Views 13 Comments)

Cow1: Have you heard of the word 'BEEF'?

Cow2: No, never.

Cow1: I saw a boy pointing at me and saying 'BEEF'

Cow2: Strange, never heard of such an animal before.

Cow1: I swear he was pointing to me and saying Beef

Cow2: You always think that you are the center of attraction. Just because all the bulls look at you that doesn't mean

even men eye you.

Cow1: Ok. I was just asking. No need to get angry about it.

Cow2: The farmer today came with a few people and called me the next "Ham Burger".

It gave me a kick.

Cow1: Yes he is paying a lot of attention to you nowadays. Why do you let him touch you at 

different places?

Cow2: I don't know , that makes the bull next door jealous and I like it.

Cow1: But seriously the farmer is married , he should not be doing all this. 

Cow2: Yes that day he took a knife and moved over my body. Ohh!! it was some feeling.

Cow1: Enough I am getting jealous. I need to MOO more to get the attention.

Cow2: You need to MOVE more to get attention. You are just always sitting at one place.

Cow1: You know in spite of moving you have gained weight.

Cow2: You know the famous saying right " Men like thin women and fat cows ". So weight is good.

No one has ever told a cow to diet. You chew on those women fashion magazines and you will get

the 'Mad Cow Disease'.

Cow1: Any way before you there was a cow and she became very fat, almost just like that and then she dissappeared.

Cow2: What?

Cow1:  Rumor is she ran off to the city to act in Cowboy films but I suspect that the farmer did something.

Cow2: He looks like a nice Church going guy to me.

Cow1: Me too!!

Cow2: Did you hear back from the cow?

Cow1: No never. Any way, why did the boy call me beef?

Cow2: Go to sleep.

Cow1: Good night.

Cow2: Good night.

(Next day when the Cow1 woke up , the Cow2 had dissapeared. Cow1 continued grazing wishing that one day even she goes to the 'CITY' like the fat cows)

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Submitted by stratlover (not verified) on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:22
hey i like MOOre than u!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:15
@stratlover Lol. Thanks stratlover for reading the skit and taking time to write the comment. Appreciate it.
Submitted by Neil (not verified) on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:08
this is good ! you have done a great monologue !
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 01:09
@Neil, thanks a lot
Submitted by Bnkerz21 on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 12:31
i luv dis soooo funny!!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 13:08
@Bnkerz21 Thanks.
Submitted by Jayesh (not verified) on Wed, 01/22/2014 - 01:39
Can i use it to make a video????? Pleaseeeee.........
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 01/22/2014 - 10:41
@jayesh please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by clive (not verified) on Tue, 07/15/2014 - 12:07
Next time try chicken I bet it will be as funny as this one
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 07/16/2014 - 07:08
@clive Thanks.
Submitted by brie.ok (not verified) on Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:04
hello my friend and I would love to use your script for a short film festival! We will give you credit :)
Submitted by stalker (not verified) on Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:07
Hot
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:19
can I please use this for a school project?

2m Comedy Skits - Beef