The Teacher

The Teacher

(1m)   by KitKat_and_Cat

Comedy Monologues   (70037 Views 12 Comments)

Won?t they ever settle down? Ugh! These kids are splitting my head in two. Right, let?s do this! Okay class!

Johnny buys 55 pineapples. What is the square root of the circumference of the earth quadrupled plus the number of Johnny?s friends?

Oh great here we go again on another one of those debates about why Johnny bought 55 pineapples. People do this sort of thing!

What? There?s not enough information? You?re supposed to have earth?s circumference memorized!

Enough! That?s it! I give up! Just go and? and? oh I don?t know! Just leave!

What Andrew? Oh wait that?s right!

We had a test today! Thank you Andrew for reminding me!

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Submitted by kristinamarion on Sun, 01/17/2016 - 15:26
Hi, I was wondering if I could use your monologue to audition for my schools advanced theatre program! Thanks. :)
Submitted by SRN (not verified) on Sun, 01/31/2016 - 12:36
Hi. This is funny. Can I use it
Submitted by Mckinsey (not verified) on Tue, 02/23/2016 - 14:50
I would really like to use this for my audition for my drama class, so I was wondering if I could use it.
Submitted by Billy (not verified) on Sat, 03/05/2016 - 03:39
i was wondering if i can use this script for my drama class
Submitted by Natalie (not verified) on Thu, 03/10/2016 - 11:41
can i use this please this is the best comedic monologue ive seen by far
Submitted by Amelia L (not verified) on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 05:10
To all of you asking, yes you may use this! Sorry, I don't no how to respond to comments! XD
Submitted by Juan Drake (not verified) on Thu, 03/17/2016 - 02:35
Thanks Amelia!
Submitted by Hannah Taylor (not verified) on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 03:55
I'd like to know if there is more to this script or if this is just for auditions. It sounds very funny!
Submitted by Hannah Taylor (not verified) on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 04:00
Oh, and also I'd like to use this for a year-long theatre audition. It's in 3 days and I need your permission to use it.
Submitted by Elaina (not verified) on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 20:05
Hello I was just wondering is I could use this for a class assignment for drama? I need to perform a monologue and I love this one. If u could let me know soon!!
Submitted by Neressa (not verified) on Mon, 09/12/2016 - 12:32
Can I use this ? It's my first year in theatre and I have to audition a funny monologue !!! Please ?
Submitted by Nay (not verified) on Mon, 09/12/2016 - 15:48
Love this, can I use your monologue please?

1m Comedy Monologues - The Teacher