The Red Scare

The Red Scare

(2.5m)   by TheNoahBennett
 

Comedy Monologues   (29554 Views 1 Comments)

*** I hate the reds! I hate everything about them! They?re making their way into homes ALL across America! I feel like they always see and hear everything I do. Sometimes I can?t tell they?re there. Blending in like all the others. Some people see them as I benefit to society, to me they are nothing more than a menace! The Russians just had to bring them to America! I hate the reds! They?re going to destroy us all from the inside out I?m telling you! Have you ever seen Ariana Grande?s hair?!?! Also red! I hate it! They are multiplying in the hundreds day by day. I hate them! I hate them! Tomatoes are just so evil! They are just the scum of the earth! I mean have you ever looked at a tomato?! I mean really looked at one?! Well here. Here is a picture of a tomato under a microscope.

(Actor pulls out a picture of a monster or preferably bat teeth)

Look at that vial, heinous, atrocious beast of a tomato! Not good enough?

Then let me present the monster itself.

(Actor pulls out a tomato [Possibly with gloves] and places it on the table)

I feel like its always watching me! The devil with a thousand eyes! I mean what was god thinking when he made that. Like what was he going for?! a bloated strawberry?! Looking at a tomato just makes me want to slice it !

(Actor pulls out a knife and slices the tomato in half)

and again!

(Repeats getting faster each time)

and again!

(Repeats)

and again!

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and again

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and again

and again

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and again

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and again

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AND AGAIN!

(begins dicing)

I just hate tomatoes so much, but they are just so damn good on a sandwich!

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Submitted by Merritt (not verified) on Wed, 12/03/2014 - 00:57
I love this monolouge, so funny! going to use it as an audition for my schools one acts.

2.5m Comedy Monologues - The Red Scare