(2.5m)   by restisaweapon

Comedy Monologues   (113214 Views 16 Comments)


(prop needed: a cell phone to receive a call at the end)

Texting is huge.

We’re starting to prefer it to talking.

We’d rather send a text message then get stuck in some fluffy conversation

Where you need to improv some cool sounding introduction, like…

“Hi Sid it’s Don, Yeah....how are ya doing?” (like you really care)

I mean, You wanna sound like you care

But now you’ve asked a question. Big mistake

What if they’re not doing well?

Now you’re stuck in some counselling session that someone else gets paid like $60 an hour for.

And You’re stuck doing this for nothing.

Then there’s the conclusion…

How to get out of a conversation without offending someone?

You both know the conversations over

You’ve reached that awkward silence, trying to shut the door on this chitchat

We try and send cues to signal a conversation is closing like…

“yeah Ok...uhh I’ve got some stuff to do so...” (No you don’t)

The truth is you’re bored but can’t say it.

Forest Gump could do it, but we can’t be that honest.

*Forest* “Sid? I’m bored. And that’s all I’ve got to say about this. Goodbye” *click*

You see how easy that is?

But no, we...

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Submitted by ian (not verified) on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:39
Submitted by webkinzisthebestever on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 17:06
can you please accept my friend request so i can view the poem in full length?!?!?!
Submitted by Daria (not verified) on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 13:49
Please accept my friend request but I don't know how I will see that you accepted and I can see the full lenght! Your a really good writer and I wanna use a couple of your scripts for my YouTube videos!
Submitted by Daria123 on Wed, 03/30/2011 - 13:53
Please add me as a friend!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 02:53
would you please accept my friend request so I can use this in full? can i use this for an audition? thanks!
Submitted by Johnny K (not verified) on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 03:35
With all respect, I admire your work but I don't see why don't go after bigger goals, you could be a writer for a show. Honestly, I think your work is boring and thats what makes it good, keep it up.
Submitted by cindydd on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 04:34
I love the texting monologue. Could you please accept my friend request so that I may use this in an audition? Thank you!!
Submitted by escadass on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 20:27
can you please accept my friend request so i can view the poem in full length :D
Submitted by dramaboy51 on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:03
May i use your monologue in my drama audition? Can you add me?
Submitted by Cheryl McClendon (not verified) on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 16:47
My son is going to camp and needs a monologue. The Facebook one is perfect. Can he use it for camp?
Submitted by restisaweapon on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 17:09
Sure Cheryl just join and do a friend request and you'll have access to full versions
Submitted by emmanuel (not verified) on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 07:59
hey don , i really need the facebook script for an audition. im appalling for an art school and this is my last chance for my call back . so can i use it !?
Submitted by becsea on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 00:52
Hi i love all your work including this one and would love to check them out in full!! let me know :) thank you again
Submitted by Gealeih (not verified) on Sun, 10/13/2013 - 15:10
can I please use the full script for a school audition? :)
Submitted by tyler (not verified) on Tue, 09/08/2015 - 13:19
may i use this for an acting class please
Submitted by jean on Wed, 08/23/2017 - 07:57
Hi i love your script and would love to use it for my monologue assignment, if you allow. But i can't add you as friend. please help!

2.5m Comedy Monologues - Texting